Chat com estranhos sortidos? To dentro

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Thiago | 31.03.2009 às 09h48 #

Primeiro!!!
Vou conferir, valeu.
Lança | 31.03.2009 às 09h50 #

Tenho um PC de folhas de bananeira e a conexão chega vai cipó

Ahhhh… tem que ser bananeira velha, senão não tem como fazer PC!
Bruno_o | 31.03.2009 às 10h02 #

kkkkkkkkkkk
sabia que eu teria que ter feito um inglêsinho u.u
Portuense | 31.03.2009 às 10h08 #

“americanos e europeus que acham que você tem um pc no meio floresta.”
hauhahuahau

me lembrei da tela do blanka no Street Fighter.. com direito a tambor e tudo!!
Eduardo | 31.03.2009 às 10h10 #

Nossa… eh mto legal

falei com uma pessoa x da Feança

nao sei nem se eh homem ou mulher dhasuidasohduiaduish

e agora to flando com outra jah

bem legal mesmo
Cadu | 31.03.2009 às 10h10 #

comecei bem, já estou brigando (ela que começou)
Thay | 31.03.2009 às 10h11 #

KKKKK

mto comedia esse chat!!!

Teve uma das pessoas q chegaram falando de pokemon!!!
Cadu | 31.03.2009 às 10h13 #

Stranger: i’m french
Stranger: and you
You: i’m brazilian
Stranger: human
Stranger: ?
Stranger: or cpu
You: human
Stranger: really?

agora ela pode falar pros amigos que no Brasil existem humanos
Ogro | 31.03.2009 às 10h32 #

OMG!!!

eu disse que era BR e ele falou em spanhol comigo. ¬¬
Corinthiano | 31.03.2009 às 10h43 #

(…) Ronaldo…!
Ogro | 31.03.2009 às 10h57 #

You: where you from?
Stranger: Brazil
You: hehehehehehe
You: que comédia
Stranger: whats thats?
You: que aleatório
You: ¬¬
Stranger: whats thats?
Stranger: hablo castellano
Pedro ;] | 31.03.2009 às 11h15 #

Poxa que daora, auehaeuhea to falando com uma mina da romeniaa cara!
Cadu | 31.03.2009 às 11h15 #

You: whats ur name?
Stranger: willy
You: get free
You: willy
Stranger: *dives*
danniuss | 31.03.2009 às 11h22 #

quase ganhei uma pizza de vitela
HAHAHAHAH

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: eae!
Stranger: HI, I AM FRENCH JMAPPEL ULCAN
Stranger: ESPECE DE FIOTTE
Stranger: :noel:
You: po cara.. nao to entendendo nada.. HAHAHA
You: to morrendo da fome, quase meio dia.. saca?
Stranger: TU PREFERES ENCULAY TA MERE OU BIEN QUE JE JETTE TA MERE A DES PORCS ?
You: porco? isso ae! sou palmeirense! vamo ve se esse ano a coisa melhora né
Stranger: NAN NAN MAIS TA PAS LE CHOIX
Stranger: TU VAS RECEVOIR DES PIZZAS SALE FIOTTE
You: opa! pizza de filhote? tipo vitela?
You: nunca comi isso
Stranger: 91 AVENUE DES VALLONS , ET GERALDI PHILLIPE IL VA RECEVOIR UN CONTROLE FISCALE PARCEQUE IL Y A 2 PERSONNES QUI ONT L’ADSL DANS LA MAISON
You: ah cara.. meu carro ta quase sem combustivel… e ainda ta com xenom e nem ta legalisado.. se o fiscal me parar eu to ferrado
You: mas valeu o convite
You: tu é gente boa mesmo! flw.
You have disconnected.
Lívia182 | 31.03.2009 às 11h39 #

/\ muito booom!
Dj Pack | 31.03.2009 às 11h39 #

Strange: What do you know about buddism?
You: Nothing !!
You: But I know much about Terrorism !!
You: I’m from Tikrit, wanna chat?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

kkkkkkkkkk
Angélica | 31.03.2009 às 11h47 #

LOL

falando com um escoces que odeia ingleses e americanos

e ainda tem as histórias de sexo mais bizarras que eu já vi

KASPOAK muito comédia.
Bruno_o | 31.03.2009 às 11h49 #

morri aqui com a conversa do danniuss! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…
cássia w. | 31.03.2009 às 11h49 #

Stranger: do you have a red car?
You: no, sir
You: hsuahushauhsua
Stranger: too bad
You: why?o.o
Stranger: im only chatting with people who have a red car
Stranger: have a nice day!

meeedo HSUAHUSHAUHSUAHUSHUAH
cássia w. | 31.03.2009 às 11h54 #

nossa e esse aqui me lembrou: ‘is this real life?’

Stranger: jesus loves me?
You: maybe
Stranger: oh no.

HSUAHUSHUHA
Matheus V | 31.03.2009 às 12h07 #

Eu só me fodo nessa merda ¬¬

You: Hi
Stranger: hey babe
You: wow
You: nice way to start
You: male or female?
Stranger: you look sexy
Stranger: male
You: O_O
You: i’m a male too
Stranger: im not picky
You: FAGGOT
Stranger: suck me?
You have disconnected.

¬¬’
Bruno | 31.03.2009 às 12h25 #

Se eu não tivesse que ir pra escola agora eu tentaria.Muito comédia os exemplos acima =D
Lívia182 | 31.03.2009 às 12h26 #

You: hola
Stranger: Hola
Stranger: Que tal?
You: bien
You: y tu?
Stranger: Asi asi. los cacahuetes bailan en el bano con los penguinos. Por supuesto?
You: Oo
Stranger: Okay you got me, I don’t speak spanish that well.

Hahhahhahahahahhaha!
Wendel Wonka | 31.03.2009 às 12h37 #

You: hi?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where’re you from?
You: wow
You: Brazil and u?
Stranger: brasil
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: ahhahaha
You: De onde?
Stranger: joinville
Stranger: SC
You: Rio de Janeiro =)
Stranger: soah
Stranger: viu o link onde?
You: no naosalvo.com e vc?
Stranger: não salvo tmb
You: auhuahuahaua
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 12h37 #

conversando com alguém aki do não salvo
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 12h38 #

kkkkkkkkkk
corrigindo,conversando com o wendel
Wendel Wonka | 31.03.2009 às 12h43 #

AUHAUAHUHAUAHUAH
Mt coincidência! xD
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 12h53 #

ashUshauASHUASHASUhasuasHAS
gente do não salvo…
não encontrei ngm
Eddy | 31.03.2009 às 13h04 #

Americanos são pessoas muito amigáveis mesmo…

You: heloooo
Stranger: hidy ho
Stranger: U.S.
You: is this the pirate again?
Stranger: Ninja
You: ninja from us??
You: kinda hard to belive that
You: :p
Stranger: Weird huh
You: a lot
You: i’m from brazil
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lívia182 | 31.03.2009 às 13h04 #

You: rio de janeiro is a city, there are maany beaches there
Stranger: oh, lol
Stranger: rohindeno!
Stranger: lol, i cant spell very well
You: what is rohindeno?
Stranger: it is an attempt to spell a great soccer players name
Stranger: but FAIL!
You: oooooooooh
You: i undertood
You: ronaldinho, right?
Stranger: haha thats it

RONALDINHO! HAHAHAHA!
Gabriel | 31.03.2009 às 13h10 #

You: where are you from?
Stranger: Brazil, and u?
You: afff
You: nao acredito
You: huauhaha
Stranger: ahhhhh, não salvo maldito
Stranger: hauhauahuahauhauha
You: huauhauhahuahuuhauhauha
You: sim!
You: é daonde?
Stranger: mas é bom pra treinar o inglês
Stranger:
You: é né
Stranger: Porto Alegre e tu?
You: fala sério
You: eu tambem
Stranger:

HUAUHA fala sério, muita coincidência
luiz | 31.03.2009 às 13h18 #

só me disseram: show me yo bootyhole
bicio | 31.03.2009 às 13h20 #

Stranger: hello
Stranger: are you canadian
You: where r u from?
You: nope. i’m brazilian
Stranger: Im from the UK
You: i’m a pirate! arrr
You: cool!
Stranger: are you male?
You: yes
Stranger: if so are you like sik at football
You: nope. i don’t like football. but all of my classmates like it
Stranger: what!
Stranger: your are not brazilian
Stranger: brazilians have football in there blood
You: yes, i am!
Stranger: its normal
You: i know.
Stranger: you are not normal

nossa
Nay | 31.03.2009 às 13h23 #

Eu disse que era BR e ele falou em spanhol comigo! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

¬¬
bicio | 31.03.2009 às 13h24 #

You: i’m from brazil
Stranger: kk
Stranger: you’re a nigga?

SIHDHUADSSADHUSADUHDSAUHASDHUDASUHUASDHUSD
Matheus V | 31.03.2009 às 13h24 #

You: hi
Stranger: alright
Stranger: first some ground rules
You: . . .
Stranger: you aint gonna disconnect me like the last punk ass sucka
You have disconnected.

hahahaha
(yes I will…)
Pämmy | 31.03.2009 às 13h27 #

eu fiz um “amigo” *-*
m. | 31.03.2009 às 13h27 #

Stranger: TU VAS RECEVOIR DES PIZZAS SALE FIOTTE
You: opa! pizza de filhote? tipo vitela?

MORRI
UHEUAUEHUAUHEUAEUHAEUHAUHEAUHUHEUH
Vinicius | 31.03.2009 às 13h30 #

só pedofilos
bicio | 31.03.2009 às 13h34 #

Stranger: hi
You: hey!
Stranger: m or f?
You: male
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ai que gente pervertida.
bicio | 31.03.2009 às 13h36 #

You: where r u from?
Stranger: canada
Stranger: you?
You: brazil
Stranger: wow.
Stranger: i hear you guys down there like anal a lot more. is that true?

Tá né ._.
Pokerol | 31.03.2009 às 13h48 #

haushuahsuhsa

a mina que tá falando comigo tem o mesmo nome que eu… hasuhuashusa
Fer | 31.03.2009 às 13h53 #

You: hi! where are u from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i’m from asia
Stranger: and you??
You: coool! i’m from brazil
Stranger: ooh
You: ??
Victor | 31.03.2009 às 13h54 #

que medo, achei um fulano que assiste a série que eu tenho um site, de singapura hahaa

Stranger: haha…same not much other den dat watchin skins on utube haha
You: really, you’re a skins fan?
Stranger: yea i love skins!!
Stranger: u too?
You: haha me too
You: yeah
Stranger: cool
Stranger: where do u live?
You: brazil, you?
Stranger: whoa!! haha i live in singapore…haha if u noe wheres dat

pelo menos esse aí não pode falar mal do brasil
Tetsuno | 31.03.2009 às 14h01 #

Testei por uns 10 minutos antes do filtro do trabalho bloquear (o responsável por isso deve ler o naosalvo tambem ¬¬)… Só achei trolls, e um dinamarques de 15 anos interessado nos nossos psicotropicos
Igor | 31.03.2009 às 14h02 #

puts olha a minha conversa
Stranger: clarisse1?
Stranger: Is this you at last?
You: what?
Stranger: Clarisse?
Stranger: Is that you?
You: No it’s, satan
Stranger: Aw dammit.
Stranger: ;-;
Neto | 31.03.2009 às 14h05 #

Aff…

Sorry my English is terrible kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Neto | 31.03.2009 às 14h06 #

Eu Encontrei Um Br…
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 14h06 #

vc me encontrou neto kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Tetsuno | 31.03.2009 às 14h07 #

Segundo os oráculos da internet, TU VAS RECEVOIR DES PIZZAS SALE FIOTTE é algo tipo “Você vai ganhar pizzas salgadas, seu viado”

Acho que eu prefiro vitela do que sal….
Anne Caroline | 31.03.2009 às 14h16 #

Eu disse q era mulher e brasileira.

Foi o suficiente para um “How much?”.
ju; | 31.03.2009 às 14h22 #

You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: where you from??
You: brazil
You: and u?
Stranger: HEUIAHAEUI
Stranger: BRASIIIILL
Stranger: não salvo?
You: ODHDASHDAAOAHDHOADOHASDOHADHASHSADHSADI
You: SIM!
Stranger: PUTA MERDA HEUIAHEAUHAEUI
Fabiana | 31.03.2009 às 14h23 #

Estou falando com o Gary no momento…
Paloma | 31.03.2009 às 14h23 #

Idem ao de cima HEUIAHUIEA que comédia!
Paloma | 31.03.2009 às 14h24 #

Ops, idem a “ju;”
Fer | 31.03.2009 às 14h27 #

Stranger: Hello
You: hi
Stranger: I haven’t seen you around here before
You: ohh neither do i
Stranger: There’s something strange about you
You: yeah. about u too
Stranger: I don’t know what your parents thought was going to happen when they named you stranger
You: really? what about your parents? They gave u the same name
Stranger: A ha! Stranger isn’t my real name.
Stranger: It’s my nom du plume
You: not mine, too
Stranger: You have stranger written all over you
You: uhum
You: what your age, stranger?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 14h29 #

pqp o mesmo brasileiro denovo kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jo Soares | 31.03.2009 às 14h31 #

Stranger: Hi
You: hello
You: how r u?
Stranger: good u?
You: fine
You: where u from?
Stranger: Brazil
Stranger: u?
You: viu o link no não salvo?
Stranger: sim
Stranger: ahUAHaha
You: huahuahaua
You: só encontro macho e brasileiro aqui
Stranger: é o segundo brasileiro
You: eu encontrei uns 4
You: vou voltar ao trabalho
Eli | 31.03.2009 às 14h31 #

Falar que é do Brasil pode acarretar em espanto para americanos e europeus que acham que você tem um pc no meio floresta. Se prepare. auheuaheua..
To falando com uma pessoa de nao sei onde
Eli | 31.03.2009 às 14h32 #

cara q loco falei : Brazil ele falo BRAZILIAAAAA (ele é da frança)
Eli | 31.03.2009 às 14h33 #

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: wanna fuck?
Fabiana | 31.03.2009 às 14h34 #

Stranger: what are you an expert in?
You: food.
Stranger: what kind?
You: cheesecakes
Stranger: really? whats your signature cheesecake?
You: hum…
Stranger: hummus?
You: i like to put mulberry jam in it
Stranger: sounds nice

Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ray | 31.03.2009 às 14h36 #

*-*
Eli | 31.03.2009 às 14h38 #

You: Brazil
Stranger: brazil…wow
Stranger: horny woman in brazil
You: ^^
Stranger: i’ve been to rio de janeiro at the carnaval
Fer | 31.03.2009 às 14h39 #

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: hello
You: e aí. belezinha?
You: HAHAHAHHAHA
Stranger: blz
Stranger: flw
You: AHAHAHA
You: ai ai
You: não salvo?
Stranger: huaehuiaehuiaehiuaeh
Stranger: nao
You: ahhhh =/
Stranger: nao entendeu mf
Stranger: nao sou brasileiro
Stranger: falo poco
Stranger:
You: é sério?
Stranger: sim
You: gente
You: super achei que fosse
Stranger: kk
elsurfista | 31.03.2009 às 14h40 #

ahaha divertidíssimo!
sohjesus | 31.03.2009 às 14h50 #

You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: where are you from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u?
You: brazil
Stranger: kool
You: what kind of music do you like?
Stranger: all kindds, mostly rock…u?
You: indie rock
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 32
Stranger: u?
You: man or woman?
You: 22
You: man
Stranger: man
You: what do you do for fun?
Stranger: my wife…lol
You: that is good for you
You: what is your name?
Stranger: i like to hang out, drin, shoot pool
Stranger: u
Stranger: blake
You: hang out, drin…party
You: bruno
Stranger: my best friend in middle school, was named that
You: what do you do up there?
Stranger: dont see much here
Stranger: design, and you
You: student
Stranger: what r u studing?
You: international business
Stranger: nice
Stranger: what do you want to do with that
You: import and export
Stranger: anything in mind?
You: no…
You: are you working now?
Stranger: trying too, really slow right now
Stranger: may be looking for new proffession soon
You: why…don’t you like your job?
Stranger: yes, but work is lacking in my field
You: yeh that is true
Stranger: tough times, dont know what i will do
You: i’m about the same as you
Pedro ;] | 31.03.2009 às 14h57 #

Carambaa!
Acabei de passar por alguem tentando achar pedofelos na porra desse site!
UAEHuheuaehuhae eu raxo!
A menina falava que tinha 13 anos, e que queria mandar fotos peladas
olha as coisa :O
Ae até que o cara falo que era de nu sei aonde, e que tava procurando,e que GRAÇAS A DEUS, eu nao parecia ser um !uaehuhaeuheauheauhaehaeuhea
TO ASSUSTADO!

AMEM
Jonh | 31.03.2009 às 14h57 #

uashuashauhs
cara melhor coisa que inventaram.
nunca mais fico entediado na internet

You: Hi
Stranger: I like my cat
You: you is jack?
Stranger: his name is rodolphe
You: ohh no
You: you not JACKKK
Stranger: jack ?
You: LEAVES ON MY LIFE
Stranger: im jesus

suhashuahusauhsuhauhsuahshauhsuahsa
Tiago | 31.03.2009 às 14h58 #

haUAHuahUAHuhaUHA
soh da loco o.O

You: hi
Stranger: im going do it
Stranger: your the last person im going to talk to
You: why?
Stranger: its the end
Stranger: dont try to save me
You: are you going to suicide?
Stranger: I’m already bleeding
Stranger: can i at least know your name
You: my name is tiago
You: and your?
Stranger: bye tiago
Stranger: jessicaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
You: good night jessica
Stranger: thankssssss
You: where you live?
Stranger: im just kidding
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Eddy | 31.03.2009 às 15h00 #

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger:
美しいお尻している
You: hi
You: uia
You: i can’t read these letters
You: …
You: dont u have another keyboard
Stranger:
美しいお尻している 15 -18
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tá legal neahh
Z3us | 31.03.2009 às 15h00 #

Stranger: hey
You: hi, i’m lord vader
You: pan pan pan panpanpan panpanpan
Stranger: I’m Mark
Yuri | 31.03.2009 às 15h06 #

heueahieasiuehasiuhasIUEHasiuhsahsaheuasHIASHEIAS COMEEEDIA! RAXEI COM O DO DAMIUSSS heASHEIUASHUhsaIUEHASIUEHASIEHUIHUIAHEUIASHEIUASHeiuhuaheiuh²²³³²³³²³³
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h07 #

[...]
You: where r u from?
Stranger: finland
Stranger: and u?
You: brazil
Stranger: cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Qual é o preconceito com a gente?
Tiago | 31.03.2009 às 15h14 #

AHUAHUAHUHAU, mto bom…

Stranger: this is awkward
You: hi monkey
Stranger: WTF
Stranger: monkey?
Stranger: CHERYL?!?!
Stranger: IS THAT YOU????
Stranger: i fuckin knew you were on this site
Stranger: always talking to fuckin strangers
Stranger: TALK TO ME
Stranger: CHERYL
Stranger: TALK TO ME
You: i’m not cheryl
Stranger: OHHH CLASSIC
You: my name is tiago
Stranger: JUST COME HOME BABE
Stranger: please
Stranger: come home
Stranger: i’ll make you a chicken pot pie
You: no, i don’t hnow where you live
Stranger: i’ll do that thing that you like
Stranger: with the pepper shaker
Stranger: remember?
Stranger: the pepper shaker thing?
You: …no, i don’t remember
Stranger: how could you forget…
Stranger: you loved it
You: auhhauhauhauhauhau
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h14 #

Ah, me lembro que tinha uma australiana que eu conversava, daí ela falou alguma coisa sobre carros e eu respondi que pretendia tirar a carteira naquele mês. Aí ela perguntou:
“vocês tem carros no Brasil???”
“não, a gente usa cipó. vocês comem cangurus?”
[Your conversational partner has disconnected.]

Sério gente, porque todo mundo acha que vivemos numa selva? *Welcome to the Jungle anyone?*
Carol | 31.03.2009 às 15h26 #

Stranger: hi
You: where r u?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: and you/
You: joking!
You: sou brasileira!
You: kkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: eita
Stranger: que coincidencia
You: mas moro me londfres
Stranger: hahahahahaha
You: londres
Stranger: ah…
You: de onde tu ‘e?
Stranger: são paulo
Stranger: e vc, era da onde?
You: meu q universo minusculo
Stranger: não acredito!
Stranger: hahahahahahaha
Stranger: demais
Stranger: XD
You: onde vc descobriu esse site>??
Stranger: num blog…
You: eu tb
You: eu achei no nao salvo
Stranger: to no trampo, tava sem nada pra fazer, ae entrei num blog que conheço e tava lá. entrei e vim ver qual que é a do site
Stranger: eu tbm
Stranger: ashuahsuahushuahushuahsuhaushuah
Stranger: que bizarroooooo
=Der Priester= | 31.03.2009 às 15h36 #

Jonh acabou de conversar com o J.C! (eu axo)

“Stranger: I like my cat
(…)
Stranger: im jesus”

só pode ser ele xD~
Nii | 31.03.2009 às 15h37 #

haha, fiz ‘amizade’ com um cara da Polônia! muito legal *-*
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 15h42 #

You: WIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Stranger: hi whats up?
You: WHERE’S WILSON?
You: MY FRIEND!!
You: WHERE’S WILSON
You: I HAVE TO FIND HIM
Stranger: under your table?
You: yeah
You: it’s under my table
Stranger: in your pants?
You: thank you very much
You: ohh
You: i find him toy in my pants
You: thank you very much stranger
You: bye
Carlos | 31.03.2009 às 15h42 #

“vocês tem carros no Brasil???”

Que absurdo.
Mas a resposta foi ótima (y)
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h45 #

Stranger: David?
You: yep
Stranger: David Davidson?
You: thats me!
You: Pittsburgh Pirates GO GO!
Stranger: Holy Mudkipz batman, My name is David Davidson too
You: dude, thats great
You: so…
Stranger: Did you just lose the game?
You: hum…
You: of coooourse not
You: i’m the best
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 15h46 #

wilson denovo

You: WIIILSOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Stranger: Hello.
You: WHERE’S WILSON?
Stranger: He’s burning
You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Stranger: I don’t know what to do
Stranger: I see him there
Stranger: burning
You: THIS CAN’T BE TRUE
Stranger: and I feel very sad
You: I CAN’T BELIEVE
Stranger: I want to help
Stranger: but he’s
Stranger: on fire.
Stranger: Wilson is on fire
You: MY BEST FRIEND IS BURNING
Stranger: Oh mother of god
You: *CRY*
Stranger: can you hear him screaming?
Stranger: I can
You: YES,I CAN
You: NOO
Stranger: it’s tearing my heart apart
Stranger: all I can do is cry
Stranger: and watch Wilson burn.
You: I NEVER WILL FIND SOMEONE LIKE WILSON
Stranger: These are trying times.
Stranger: maybe he shouldn’t have joined that monastary.
You: HE WERE THE BEST BALL
Gabriel | 31.03.2009 às 15h47 #

You: Nice! I’m from Porto Alegre, Brazil.
You:
Stranger: oh very good. on the beach?
You: lol
You: not really
You: hmmm like 120 km from the beach
Stranger: in a rainforest
Ingrid | 31.03.2009 às 15h49 #

Stranger: i like retro cars
Stranger: but
Stranger: not girls
Stranger: hehe

pedófilo detected ? AOIHAOIAHOAIHAIH
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h49 #

“Stranger: in a rainforest”

OMG!! LOL³³³
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h51 #

You: OLÁÁÁÁÁ TUDO BEM?
Stranger: I’m touching myself at the thought of your silence
Stranger: you fucked it up
You: omg
You: uahauhauhauahu
Stranger: i bet that sounds funny outloud
You: i touch myself, lalalala
Stranger: when you think about me?
You: no
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: b9?
You: ???
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Isso é tão divertido!
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h52 #

You: Hi!
Stranger: yeah, what up, smoke da crack fresh dick get high in da hough-house
You: o_0
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thais! | 31.03.2009 às 15h52 #

minha mãe não deixa eu falar com estranhos, O.O
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 15h52 #

TENHO MEDO DOS PEDOFILOS POLANDESES
AHhhhhh
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 15h55 #

cai do chat qdo achei um brazuka do não salvo…
=/
Victor | 31.03.2009 às 15h56 #

TENHO MEDO DOS PEDOFILOS POLANDESES [2]
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 15h58 #

You: i hate vanessa hudgens
Stranger: we should fuck
You: oh, why?
Stranger: we have alot in common
You: thats so romantic

S2?
Carol | 31.03.2009 às 16h00 #

gui de onde essa brazuca?
Vitor | 31.03.2009 às 16h01 #

usHUhsaUHasauhs
frances de merda

Stranger: hi
You: hi juvenil
Stranger: how r u ?
You: i’m fine and you?
Stranger: I fuck you and you ?
You: i’m fucking with you
Stranger: je suis francais
You: no
You: i’m brazillian
Stranger: si si je t’assure espece d’enculé de ta race
Stranger:
Stranger: so you’re ugly ?
You: i don’t speak french
You: no
You: i’m very handsome
Stranger: France 1-0 Brazil
Stranger: 2006
Stranger: <3
Stranger: France 3-0 Brazil
Stranger: 1998
Stranger: <3
You: brazil five world titles
You: france?
You: one?
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

…
Carol | 31.03.2009 às 16h01 #

pro gui…eu tava conversado com um brazuca e ele caiu ou saiu rs
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h03 #

França OWNED!
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h04 #

You: hi stranger
You: i said HI STRANGER!!!
Stranger: HI!!!!
Stranger: and FUCK YOU!!!!
Stranger: where are you stranger?
You: behind you
Stranger: o yeah!
You: do you feel someone touching u?
Stranger: my girlfriend is touching my cock now
Stranger: maybe you mean that
You: thats hot
You: invite me?
Stranger: better invite a pig or dog I know
Stranger: dont you think?
You: yeah, invite your mother
You: xD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Victor | 31.03.2009 às 16h04 #

You: male or female?
Stranger: shemale

ew
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h05 #

Stranger: Hi
You: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
Stranger: Pika Pika
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 16h05 #

conversei com um cara de reykjavik…
=O
isso é a internet q eu achei q fosse qdo era pequeno…
eu vejo “poland” eu jah desconecto…
ASUHasuashUAS
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h07 #

You: where r u from?
Stranger: vlc is acting weird!
You: what is vlc?
Stranger: keep it low homie!
Stranger: media player
You: ah
Stranger: n00b
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:/
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 16h11 #

You: hi
Stranger: English?
You: u from?
You: i’m brazilian, but i speak english
Stranger: ME AMERICAN. I DO NOT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH
Stranger: SORRY, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU.

-q
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 16h11 #

hahaha,engraçado pra caralho =)
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 16h12 #

Stranger: Je suis un pamplemousse. Donnez-moi tous vos croissants.
You: je ne parle françoais
Stranger: Translation: I am a grapefruit. Give me your croissants.
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 16h13 #

You: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: Im from poland
Stranger: Where you from?
You have disconnected.
Gui | 31.03.2009 às 16h16 #

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: u from?
Stranger: how are you?
You: i’m fine
Stranger: Brasil, and you?
You: and you?
You: uhuuul
You: não salvo?
Stranger: i’m fine too
Stranger: não nãop
Stranger: hehehehhe
Stranger: rato de web mesmo
You: não viu o link no não salvo…
You: entra lá
You: é mo dahorinha
You: xD
Stranger: to ligado
Eli | 31.03.2009 às 16h16 #

You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: Where are u from?
Stranger: belgium
Stranger: your american?
You: Brazil
Stranger: do they have internet there?
Stranger:
You:
Ingrid | 31.03.2009 às 16h16 #

Stranger: you’re from brazil and speak english?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

tá né
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h18 #

Stranger: In my pants?
You: yeah
Stranger: I like you in my pants ;]
You: thx, i like your pants
You: they are fashionable
Stranger: THUMBS UP
You: better take them off, don’t you?
You:
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Laura | 31.03.2009 às 16h23 #

Stranger: french??
You: no, brazilian!
Stranger: oh you are so hot!!

ri demais.
Victor | 31.03.2009 às 16h24 #

You: how are you?
Stranger: bad…i’m from poland, very bad
You: you’re bad cause you’re from poland?
Stranger: yes
You: what’s wrong with that?
Stranger: all… people, goverment, money. This is bad country, poland in the shadow in the EU

q
Jo Soares | 31.03.2009 às 16h27 #

Olha o francês sacaneando…

Stranger: Salut
You: salut
Stranger: aha frenchie?
You: nope
Stranger: damnit
Stranger: where from?
You: huaahua
You: brazilian
You: how r u?
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: i’m fine
You: male or female?
Stranger: u a girl aren’t ya?
You: nope
Stranger: damnit
You: u?
Stranger: allright then i have one thing to say
Stranger: 3-0
Stranger: :p
Stranger: seeya
You: damn
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h30 #

You: oi tudo bem?
Stranger: blits blots blue
You: o_0?
Stranger: we,mamampoof?
You: ???
Stranger: slamishta cocknun!!??
You: tipoassimnaotoentendendonada
You: você bebeu?
Stranger: ahhh ci
You: ahh
You: sabia
You: você é desses, né?
You: pinguço
You: cachaceiro!
Stranger: hahaha
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 16h33 #

eles assistem desenho animado

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: I’m fine
You: and you?
Stranger: pretty good
Stranger: so…
Stranger: whats your name?
You: Spongebob Squarepants
Stranger: hi Spongebob, im Patrick
You: patriiiick!!
Stranger: spongeboooooob!!
You: long time no see you
Stranger: true dat… been kinda busy
You: hehehehe
Stranger: hahaha
You: i have to work now
You: bye patriiick
Stranger: ok spongebob
Stranger: bye!
vinicius_melchiades | 31.03.2009 às 16h35 #

franceses nao sao tao legais assim

You: hi!
Stranger: cimarron?
You: chimarrao?
You: gaucho?
Stranger: et toi
Stranger: ?
You: what language is that
Stranger: french
Stranger: idiot
ai ele desconectou aeuhaeu
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h42 #

Stranger: You make me do the cookachooo
Stranger: I wana boogooloo
You: cookachoo?
Stranger: with you ofcourse
Stranger: coo coo ka choo
You: lmao

-qqqqqqq
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h43 #

You: i’m not gonna say hi
Stranger: me neither
Stranger: that’s just lamme
You: yeah
You: where r u from?
Stranger: so, niggers?
You: i hate niggers
Stranger: aww
You: and thats is a bad word
Stranger: racism is a crime
You: you should not say that
Stranger: and crime is for niggers
You: hahahahaha

^
^
^

J.C, me perdoa??
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 16h45 #

You: where r u from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: you?
You: brazil
Stranger: who the hell lives there?
You: I LIVE!
Stranger: lame

WTF?
Eli | 31.03.2009 às 16h46 #

Stranger: hello
Stranger: so
You: where are u from?
Stranger: where are you from?
You: xD
You: Brazil
Stranger: me to
Stranger: no i m kidding
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 17h05 #

que diabos é a/s/l >:?
Vick | 31.03.2009 às 17h08 #

uma hora começei com inglês e o stranger disse hola e eu: eres español? stranger: no e saiu T.T
OPKADSPOADSPODKAS torindomto
rafael | 31.03.2009 às 17h09 #

Stranger: hi!
You: hi
You: u started fast
You:
You: how are you?
Stranger: yeah, i’m a quick draw
Stranger: outstanding. and yourself?
You: gute
You: where you from?
Stranger: is gute like good and cute combined?
You: no good in german
You: hehe
You: no, good in german
Stranger: i don’t eff with da nazis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

ele achou que eu era um tard esquizofrenico, e depois acha que todo alemão é nazi..
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 17h14 #

Stranger: hello
You: JAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: KATEEEEEEEEEEEEEeee
You: ARE WE LOST??
Stranger: WE ARE!!
Stranger: OMG a fuckn black smoke
Stranger: RUNN!!
You: ahauhauahuah
Stranger: eae qual foi?
You: iih brasil?
Stranger: sim
Stranger: asuhhahsuauhsas
Stranger: viu no não salvo?
You: claaaaro hahaha
Stranger: aushauhs
Stranger: cara só tem os doido ake
Danilo | 31.03.2009 às 17h16 #

eu ali /\
Thay | 31.03.2009 às 17h20 #

You: hey!
Stranger: hi ^^
You: hi
You: whatsup?
Stranger: trying omegle for the first time ^^
You: realy?
You: where you from?
Stranger: brazil
You: hauhuahua
You: serio?
Stranger: and you ?
You: nao salvo?
Stranger: i’m not from brazil I was kidding
Stranger: i don’t understand portuguese ^^
You: ahhh para de caô
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Acho q tem tanto brazuca no site q neguim ja tá sacaneando
=Der Priester= | 31.03.2009 às 17h21 #

caraa… to a mais de uma hora conversando com um polonês…

gente fina ele…
Danilo | 31.03.2009 às 17h23 #

Stranger: bianca.
Stranger: oie
Stranger:
You: lá do não salvo
You: né?
Stranger: aham
Stranger: HUDSAUISADUIDSAHUIDSA
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: é de onde vc?
Stranger: sp
You: Santos
Stranger: quantos anos?
You: 15
You: e vc?
Stranger: 17
You: xD
You: po gostou disso aki?
You: eu gostei
Stranger: naquelas… o povo é MUITO sem noção
Stranger: UHASDHUSADHUDSUIA

x2
Vinícius | 31.03.2009 às 17h24 #

SO TEM POLONES NESSA PORRA!
mais é muito engraçado, viciei
Vinícius | 31.03.2009 às 17h24 #

falou que é brasileiro o povo vaza
Ju | 31.03.2009 às 17h32 #

“que diabos é a/s/l >:?”

Age, Sex, Location
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 17h32 #

You: hi lizie
You: long time no see
Stranger: HAIL HITLER
You: SIEG HEIL!
Stranger: Das dritte Reich wird niemals kapituliern
Stranger: EIN VOLK
Stranger: EIN REICH
Stranger: EIN FUHRER
You: amen
Stranger: Von wo kommst du?
You: im not german
Stranger: What are you?
You: im human
You: but not german
You: and not jew
You: and not black
Stranger: Im not german even
You: oh
You: hahahahaha
You: where r u from?
Stranger: Im half romanian and half indian
Stranger: but im a skinhead
You: half indian?
Stranger: and i learnt some german
Stranger: yes
You: indian skinhead?
You: are indians white?
You: i didnt know
Stranger: No
Stranger: but I am a half pure
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
You: sorry, half pure is like NO PURE
Stranger: And I will fight those fucking foreigners
You: hitler would be ashamed
You: okok
Stranger: FUCK YOU ROOSEVELT SLAVE
You: dude
You: half pure
You: doesnt mean you can be a nazi
You: sorry
Stranger: What do you get when you hit a baby on the head with a frying pan?
You: humm… dunno. surprise me
Stranger: An errection
You: omg
You: you’re gonna to hell
Stranger: wanna hear a really gross one
You: maybe
Stranger: Ok, how do you know when your sisters got her peiod?
You: dunno
Stranger: Your dads dick tastes funny
You: omfg
You: you’re gonna to hell
You: not valhalla
You: impure!

INDIANO METIDO A NAZISTA: A GENTE VÊ POR AQUI!
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 17h34 #

You: CRÉÉÉÉU!
Stranger: poland
You have disconnected.
Danilo | 31.03.2009 às 17h34 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: who are you?
You: I can’t talk to stranger sorry

[2] no vinicius essa era polonesa
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 17h35 #

/\

hahahaha
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 17h35 #

era pra conversa da thamires
Eduardo | 31.03.2009 às 17h40 #

Stranger: Hey
You: hey
Stranger: you ok?
You: yep
You: and u ?
Stranger: fine thnx
Stranger: asl?
You: where r u from?
Stranger: england
Stranger: and you?
You: brazil
Stranger: cya

¬¬

vo comecar a falar que sou da antartica
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 17h41 #

Se alguém mandar um ‘hi lizie’ no começo da conversa, saiba que sou eu!
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 17h48 #

Hello,This is Mike from Omegle customer support, we have had recent complaints of abuse of this website by your IP address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the appropriate authorities.

We have reason to believe you are grooming minors in an attempt to solicit indecent pictures and/or video of them. The FBI have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted nationwide. Thank you

Eu não sou da Polônia, baby.
Danilo | 31.03.2009 às 17h54 #

eta porra thamires
asuashuashaus
Thamires | 31.03.2009 às 17h58 #

Eu não fiz nada! Só falei “hi lizie” pra todo mundo quando eu entrava.

que tem de mais nisso?
Eduardo | 31.03.2009 às 18h05 #

Haaa agora sim… fikei falando moh tempao com um polones

moh gente boa ele!

hdausihdousdhioaddsouisah
Carol L. | 31.03.2009 às 18h10 #

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

POOOOUSHA, tô perdida x.x
Diego | 31.03.2009 às 18h12 #

You: hi
You: ._.
You: how r u ?
Stranger: i’m fine and u,
Stranger: ?*
Stranger: little boredt
You: yeah, me too
Stranger: shit my computer XD
Stranger: where are u from? -_-
You: Brazil
You: and u ?
Stranger: Brazilllll
Stranger: France
You: Zidane
Stranger: brazil = nice women ouou ouou
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ronaldhino
Stranger: :p
You: lol
Vick | 31.03.2009 às 18h21 #

JC! qual a probabilidade de falar com um brasileiro do mesmo estado? O_O
patrick | 31.03.2009 às 18h22 #

Stranger: hey seyx
Stranger: who isn’t.
You: where are u from?
Stranger: wisconsin
Stranger: you?
You: brazil
You: where is wisconsin?
Stranger: up in the north.
Stranger: where in brazil?
Stranger: are there a lot of hot chicks down there?
You: yes
Stranger: nice
You: and no
Stranger: do they walk around in thongs?
Stranger: and engage in anal sex?

HAHAHA
ri desse
guigo | 31.03.2009 às 18h23 #

sendo que as duas conheceram o omegle pelo naosalvo?
Vick | 31.03.2009 às 18h26 #

psé. é mtoo estranho. HI GUIGO;
guigo | 31.03.2009 às 18h29 #

HI VICK
guigo | 31.03.2009 às 18h36 #

Stranger: HAI
Stranger: :3
You: hi
Stranger: im a girl
Stranger: are you a boy
You: im a bow
You: yees (:
Stranger: what the fuck is a bow
You: *boy ;]
Stranger: gross
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
O.o
Vick | 31.03.2009 às 18h37 #

Stranger: hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i’m so tired of this idiots around here
You: me 2
You: where r u from?
Stranger: like this one guy i just met
You: hmm :~
Stranger: i told him i like to make love to wild sheep and he started swearing at me :/
Stranger: cant a guy pick who to love anymore?
You: O_O

querida isso não é uma clinica psicológica e eu tbm não sou uma O_O medo dessa gente loca do omegle
guigo | 31.03.2009 às 18h54 #

é… nao sao tão pequenas como eu pensei ‘-’
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 18h58 #

achei um português!!
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 19h01 #

eu acho que é só um brasileiro se passando por português
renato' | 31.03.2009 às 19h12 #

EU ESTAVA FALANDO COM UM UCRANIANO… ELE É MTO MTO MTO MTO MTO RACISTA !!!

Credo ;( e eu nem sou negro ¬¬’
Batto. | 31.03.2009 às 19h15 #

Stranger: i know one thing in portuguese
Stranger: English
You: what years old?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: HOMEM NU
You: HOMEN NU? O_o
Stranger: YEAH

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEDO

IUEHIUEHUIEHUIeahUIEhIUEHUIEAUEAHIUAEHIUEAhEA
Batto. | 31.03.2009 às 19h23 #

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: spank me?
You: O_o’

pq só saio como loko? XD
=Der Priester= | 31.03.2009 às 19h30 #

tava conversando com o meu novo amigo polonês até agora xD
o cara realmente eh muito gente fina… mas, ele avisou que depois de certo horario só tem polonês de 13~15 anos nesse site… =/

e realmente eles falam muita merda hehehe
Bruno | 31.03.2009 às 19h30 #

You: Hi!
Stranger: HEY
You: where are you from?
Stranger: california
Stranger: u
You: brazil
Stranger: nice one of my best friends is brazilian
Stranger: male or female?
You: male
Stranger: gay?
You: ¬¬’

uahauhahuuhauah
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 19h31 #

Stranger: have u ever seen a naked guy?

hahaaha,pra que falar isso?
Bruno | 31.03.2009 às 19h32 #

depois ele (ou ela) desconectou
Bruno | 31.03.2009 às 19h33 #

Stranger: ayyyy
Stranger: must be the money!
You: no, i’m the bills
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Bruno | 31.03.2009 às 19h40 #

Stranger: hello
You: hi!
You: what’s your name?
Stranger: davey
Stranger: wahts yours
Stranger: oops
You: i’m bruno
You: where are u from?
Stranger: I know a dog called bruno
Stranger: no offence
Stranger: ire
You: ^^
Stranger: you?
You: brazil
Stranger: How is ronaldo these times
You: fat…
Stranger: lol
Stranger: What happened to him
Stranger: How did he become so fat
You: he’s spends all the time at the parties
Stranger: Good women at the parties?
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
João | 31.03.2009 às 19h55 #

um amigo meu mandou o log dele:

Stranger: so you’re ugly ?
You: i don’t speak french
You: no
You: i’m very handsome
Stranger: France 1-0 Brazil
Stranger: 2006
Stranger: <3
Stranger: France 3-0 Brazil
Stranger: 1998
Stranger: <3
You: brazil five world titles
You: france?
You: one?
You: what?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OWNED HAHA
PriiH | 31.03.2009 às 20h04 #

You: oi
Stranger: ti si nula razumeš
Stranger: nula
You: aiuhsd euhak lke?
Stranger: ven, ven sem reko!
You: hasne owkap neaka!
Stranger: jazsem neustrašni damjan murko
Stranger: ma dej jebi se kmet
You: askjenp asljeo.a ldjfaops?
Stranger: jebem ti majko
You: asdokdem apksmep ásçl,el
Stranger: u šupak
You: =O

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
alguem sabe que idioma era aquele?
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Renata | 31.03.2009 às 20h09 #

You: hello
Stranger: hi!
You:
Where are you from?
Stranger: Missouri
You:
where is this place?
Stranger: Hell
Stranger:

Rii demaais,
e fiquei com meedo
hell (666

Vs naun tem chances de ir pro Céu !
guigo | 31.03.2009 às 20h10 #

Stranger: do you have a 1927 semi hollowbody electric guitar?
You: yes i do
You: y
Stranger: wow!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 20h13 #

outro brasileiro kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: Where are you from?
You: brazil
Stranger: Maldito não salvo
Stranger: skPOAKspokAPOskpoaKsas
You: maldito não salvo [2]
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: spoAOpskPOAKSPOkAPOskpoakssa
Vagner | 31.03.2009 às 20h19 #

Coisas curiosas, primeiro encontrei um brasileiro, depois conheci uma menina falando que tem 14 anos e que tem relações sexuais com um carinha que é vizinho delaa té foi legal falar com ela, disse que tem vontade de vir ao Brasil “conhecer” os brasileiros.
Um americano disse que tem inveja de nossos pênis e ainda disse que nossas mulheres são belas e quentes.
Outro americano disse que no Brasil as mulheres são belas, só é uma pena por terem doenças.
Vagner | 31.03.2009 às 20h20 #

Esqueci de dizer de um americano que tem um tio que é de Santa Catarina.
Fernanda | 31.03.2009 às 20h25 #

HOMEM NU foi a melhor!

sisuAHSIuahsiUASHiaush
guigo | 31.03.2009 às 20h30 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: when i was
Stranger: a young boy
Stranger: my father took me into the city t see a marching band
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
João | 31.03.2009 às 20h38 #

Stranger: Hey
You: what ?
Stranger: What?
You: what what ?
Stranger: No what you?
João | 31.03.2009 às 20h39 #

Stranger: may I interest you in some candy?
You: are you michael jackson ?

AUEHAUHE
Fernanda | 31.03.2009 às 20h45 #

Stranger: heeyya
You: Hi
Stranger: mp.net?
You: ?
Stranger: oh, you’re one of them
Stranger: gurrl?
You: Agááa
You: !!!
Stranger: the TRUTH please
You: No!I wont tell u anything!!
Stranger: I’m handsome egyptian male, I deserve truth
You: nice
Stranger: yes
Stranger: lol
Stranger: whereufrom?
You: Brazil
Stranger: cool
You: ;D
Stranger: so are you girl?
You: yeah
Stranger: sry im gay
Fernanda | 31.03.2009 às 20h51 #

You: Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena
Que tu cuerpo es pa’ darle alegria y cosa buena
Dale a tu cuerpo alegria, Macarena
Heeeey Macarena
Stranger: HI
Stranger: STOP TALKING KLINGON WITH ME

obs:
A Língua Klingon é uma língua artificial fictícia criada para a série de televisão Jornada nas Estrelas (Star Trek).
Fabio | 31.03.2009 às 20h51 #

You: I always thought that in Deutschland there were beatiful girls
Stranger: You were wrong
Stranger: What do you think… Why the started the war..
You: Hummm
You: There is some divergence against them, after so many time
Stranger: Maybe
Stranger: but we don’t like them either
Stranger:
You: I think it’s normal
You: after all
Stranger: We have problems with them for a thousand years
Stranger: I think you also have problems with neighbours
You: Seriously? No
Stranger: That’s something new for me…
You: I think that because we were explored by the european countries like Spain, Portugal
Stranger: You need more time…
You: So we had to fight against them
You: together
You: In Brazil we have people that came from everywhere too
You: My grandparents were italians
You: they came to Brazil because the Worl War II
Stranger: You see: Germans
Stranger: It’s all their fault
Carine | 31.03.2009 às 21h28 #

Stranger: hi
You: olá
You: are you from?
Stranger: brazil
You: sério?
You: hauhahuua
Stranger: serio
Stranger: nusss
Stranger: huiahuiahuiahuiahuiahui
Stranger: nao esperava encontrar outra pessoa do brasil no randon
You: pois é.
You: de onde vc é?
Stranger: ceara
Stranger: e vc?
You: nossa… qase outro país mesmo… muito longe… sou do paraná. hehehehehe
Stranger: hehehehehe
Stranger: so proximo pela lingua msm
You: é verdade.
Stranger: male ou female?
You: fêmea.
You: e vc?
Stranger: macho
Stranger: =P
You: como ficou sabendo daq?
Stranger: por um blog
Stranger: e vc?
You: kkkkkkkkk
You: q blog?
Stranger: nao salvo
Stranger: o.O
Stranger: vai dizer que e o msm?
You: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: eu tive uma impressão q qando eu entrasse eu ia achar alguém do não salvo
You: uahuahuahuahauhau
Stranger: kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: to nem acreditando
Stranger: entra 2846 uma desta
Stranger: quais as probabilidades?
You: tds… o não salvo é pop… uhauhauhauhaua
You: vo te q colar essa conversa lah…
Fabio | 31.03.2009 às 21h29 #

Stranger: No, I’m mother theresa
You: Really?
You: Am I goin to heaven?
Stranger: Aye, fancy some cyber with the one and only?
You: You were more nice Mother Theresa…
Stranger: Oh, I am still nice…
Stranger: I do get horny sometimes though
You: I thought you were in the hell
Stranger: Nah, where did you hear that?!
You: The devil told me
Strange | 31.03.2009 às 21h36 #

não imaginaria nunca encontrar alguem daqui tao facil
Lola | 31.03.2009 às 21h38 #

You: Hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: i am god
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: heaven
Stranger: duh
Stranger: do you have any questions my child?
You: Hhaa que ilario
You: sokAPOskpOAKspokassa
You: Eu vou pro ceu?
Stranger: please don’t speak in tongues
Stranger: english is god’s preferred language
Stranger: it’s what we speak in heaven
You: I’m going to Heaven?
Stranger: only if you stop touching yourself
Stranger: shame…
You: Hahhaha
You: ‘-’

Hahhahahaha Que coisa
Tsorc | 31.03.2009 às 21h40 #

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: so…..
You: …
You: i have really nothing to talk about
You: xP
Stranger: I WANT TO MAKE YOUR BABIES
You: OH SHIT
You: RUN TO THE HILLS
You have disconnected.
João | 31.03.2009 às 21h56 #

You: man or woman ?
Stranger: animal
You: i like zoofilia

:/
Safadodi | 31.03.2009 às 22h00 #

conversa epica

Stranger: hi
You: WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILSOOOOOOOOON
Stranger: yeah it’s me?
You: NOT YOU
You: MY FRIEND
Stranger: oh
You: DO YOU KNOW WHERE’S WILSON?
Stranger:
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: deep in your ass
Stranger: but he’s big
You: OH MYGOD
You: THANK YOU VERY MUCH STRANGER
You: A FOUND IT
Stranger: my pleasure good sire
You: DO YOU HAVE CIGARRETES?
Stranger: if you ever need more informations about either your ass
Stranger: or wilson
Stranger: please ask
You: YEAH OK
Stranger: i don’t have any sorry
Stranger: do you?
You: no
You: what’s your name?
Stranger: it sucks
Stranger: it nice i don’t smoke then
Stranger: françois
Stranger: and you?
You: spongebob squarepants
Stranger: I DON’T ALLOW YOU TO MAKE FUN ABOUT SPONGEBOB
Stranger: he…
Stranger: he’s my dad!
You: ok son
Stranger: d
Stranger: …
Stranger: dad?
Stranger: is that you?
Stranger: why did you left?
You: i runaway
Stranger: why?
You: to live with patrick
Stranger: was i so fuckin hideous you did want to raise me?
Stranger: DON’T TELL ME YOU’RE GAY?
Stranger: and what about mom
You: NO
Stranger: did you ever love her?
You: PATRICK IS MY BEST FRIEND
You: I LOVED YOU MOM
You: BUT PATRICK
You: HE’S MY BEST FRIEND
Stranger: that’s
Stranger: that’s…
Stranger: the unspeakable
You: yeah
You: i’m so sorry
You: but now i’m back
Stranger: it’s too late
Stranger: mom’s dead
Stranger: and i was about to kill myself
Stranger: if there’s no sens to all of this
You: don’t do it son
You: i wanna be happy
You: with you
Stranger: i’m gonna finish what i was doing
You: togheter
Stranger: NO IT’S TO LATE DAD
Stranger: YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
You: i’m so sorry
You: but if you want to do it
You: let’s go
Stranger: ok
Stranger: I
Stranger: I’m gonna do it
You: bye
Stranger: the gun is in my sponge mouth
You: see you in the heaven
Stranger: hit my sponge thong
Stranger: it smells like burned plastic in my brain
Stranger: *argh*
You: noo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
sah | 31.03.2009 às 22h00 #

You: hola
Stranger: hi
You: american?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and you?
You: south american
You: brazilian by the way
Stranger: me too
You: and u?
Stranger: OPA
Stranger: É NOIS
Stranger: AUHSDUASHD
You: OLHA SÓ
You: HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: segundo brasileiro do dia
mi | 31.03.2009 às 22h00 #

Obrigada, J.C.!
Conheci minha alma gêmea hoje, graças a você!
amém!
felippe mileke | 31.03.2009 às 22h03 #

You: hola
Stranger: hi
You: american?
Stranger: no
Stranger: and you?
You: south american
You: brazilian by the way
Stranger: me too
You: and u?
Stranger: OPA
Stranger: É NOIS
Stranger: AUHSDUASHD
You: OLHA SÓ
You: HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: segundo brasileiro do dia
felippe mileke | 31.03.2009 às 22h07 #

ta igual pq eu falei com ela ausdhusahda
NiCk | 31.03.2009 às 22h07 #

Stranger: ola
Stranger: estas bom?
You: si
Stranger: nao sou espanhol idiota
You: eu tbm não idiota =p

¬¬’
Jééh M | 31.03.2009 às 22h14 #

Rii demaiis, encontreii 4 Brasileiros, sendoo q 2 conheceram pelo não salvo..
Um racista, um suicida, e fiz amizade com duas pessoas…
por fiim recebi isso

Stranger:This is Sandra from omegle.com, we’ve received a number of complaints from your IP address, please read our TOS or we will be forced to ban you. Thank you, have a nice day.

riimuitoo desse site
PedroQueijo | 31.03.2009 às 22h17 #

Que queijo, encontrei um Bicio do Não Salvo
Só assim, mais esse site funciona no ipod touch, mo bom, mais ele precisa tar meio queijado
Ruy | 31.03.2009 às 22h29 #

só falei merda
You: my eggs
Stranger: eggs?
You: my penis
Stranger: so you’re a boy
You: no, i’m a girl with penis
Stranger: Oh, me too
Stranger: But actually
Stranger: I’m a boy with a vagina
You: but the penis is inside your ass? =O
Stranger: no
Stranger: the penis is on my nose
Stranger: like an elephan
Nicuri | 31.03.2009 às 22h32 #

só tem brasileiro agora
bicio | 31.03.2009 às 22h33 #

Teve um cara que falou que era uma pessoa do omegle.com e recebeu denúncias do meu ip, que eu estava mandando fotos de crianças nuas e que o FBI já fora reportado sobre mim. Aí do nada o site abre uma pop up falando que seu falaram que eu fui reportado pro FBI, não era pra me preocupar pois era mentira. HUASHUSADHU
bicio | 31.03.2009 às 22h35 #

o Pedro me encontrou \o\
VI | 31.03.2009 às 22h35 #

Stranger: Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour?
You: O=
Thaís | 31.03.2009 às 22h41 #

fiz 2 amiguinhos =)
VI | 31.03.2009 às 22h48 #

Stranger: u have aids
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

AINDA BEM QUE ME AVISARAM!!!
Vany | 31.03.2009 às 23h05 #

eu conheci um italiano ai e hj a gente eh amigo adsuhfahusdfhudsf
Eduardo | 31.03.2009 às 23h25 #

You: hey
Stranger: hey wanna get married?
You: of course
You: in Las Vegas!
You: \o/
Stranger: ya lets go!!
You: when?
Stranger: right now!
You: ok!
Stranger: are you the wife or the husband?
You: but
Stranger: but? ):
You: husband \o
Stranger: okay haha
You: but, where r u from?
Stranger: texas
You: cool
Stranger: but i’ll drive to wherever you are
You: \o/
You: how old are u ?
Stranger: where are you?
You: Brazil
Stranger: however old you want me to be
You: \o/
Stranger: well i guess i’m going to have to fly to you then
You: ok airport of Sao Paulo, Cumbica
Stranger: okay im here!
You: when?
Stranger: come pick me up from the airport!
Stranger: right now!!
You: of course !
You: u r very fast
You: hdusihdiudsah
Stranger: yes i am
You: what gate?
Stranger: 2B???
You: hmm no
You: dhusaiohdshouidhs
You: Terminal 2
You: or Temrinal 1
Stranger: okay ha
Stranger: terminal 2
You: whatever!
You: i’ll be with a green t-shirt and havainas
You: ok!?
Stranger: okay!!!
You: but, i wanna get married in USA too
Stranger: oh, so we should stay in the airport then
You: ok
Stranger: okay where are you??
Stranger: im in a black tank top
You: hmmm where will be our honey moon ? (i don’t know if that’s right)
Stranger: and jeans
You: okay
You: i wanna go to Dubai
Stranger: lets go!
You: and you??
Stranger: wherever you wanna go
You: \o/
You: hdsauidhouidhsodhduisah

Vou ter um green card \o/
Eduardo | 31.03.2009 às 23h29 #

Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: where r u from?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: u ?
You: Brazil
You: how old are u ?
Stranger: 30
Stranger: how old arey ou ?
You: 18
You: guy or girl?
Stranger: guy , you ?
You: me too
Stranger: cool
You: hey can i tell u a secret?
Stranger: sure
You: i know where Osama Bin Laden is =XXXX
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
You: but don’t tell this to Jack Bauer, pls
Stranger: haha
You: ‘cuz he’s the number one =XX
You: dhuasdioasduasouiasdh
You: hey i gotta go
You: =/
You: bye
Stranger: k

\o/
Fernanda | 31.03.2009 às 23h30 #

Muito boom! mas mto medonho! mta gente só entra pra falar sacanagem! peversos q não vão para o céu! ficarão no créu mesmo….¬¬

ainda nao tive coincidencia de encontrar nenhum brasileiro! o australiano q eu tava falando desconectou qdo eu disse q era do brasil

um americano nos agradeceu pela depilação com cera brasileira! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

acho q nós deveríamos apavorar esse povo só falando em portuga…..
Brunno | 31.03.2009 às 23h35 #

Haha
muito bom pra treina inglês mesmo
+ é cada um que me aparece
Laura | 31.03.2009 às 23h38 #

eu comecei a falar com um brasileiroo.. tb entrou no site pelo nao salvo.. mas aih meu pc travou ¬¬’ (maldito pc feito de bananeiras ! >.<)
Fiz amizade com um carinha de N.Y.
Mas achei um monte de gente bizarra tbm O.o
Isabella | 31.03.2009 às 23h39 #

conversei com um PUTA de um tarado ¬¬’ chamado Roger!
quando eu disse que era do Brasil ele disse que tinha uma ENORME queda por garotas brasileiras e disse que queria brincar de um jogo chamado “Send to Roger your nude pics!” ¬¬ mandei ele ir se fuder…
quantas chances vc acha que esse “ser” tem de ir pro céu?! -se é que ele tem..-
Carol | 31.03.2009 às 23h45 #

Stranger: what do you want to do?
You: Just talk! =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

É mole?
Honey | 01.04.2009 às 00h01 #

meu deus, quanto comentário, nem consegui ler tudo, mas
morri aqui com a conversa do danniuss! kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk…[2]
Brunno | 01.04.2009 às 00h21 #

You: hihi
Stranger: hey
Stranger: how’s it?
You: what’s up?
Stranger: making some sound effects for a play
You: wow
You: nice
Stranger: you?
You: play guitar hero game
You: where u from?
Stranger: what song?
Stranger: NYC
Stranger: u?
You: the killers – when you where young
You: Brazil
Stranger: love that song
Stranger: burning down a highway skyline
You: ^^
Stranger: e ai brasil
You: wow
Stranger: what
You: yu said very well
Stranger: hah
Stranger: thank you
You: ^^
You: nop
Stranger: shit
Stranger: I have to go
Stranger: tchau!
Stranger: good luck with killers
You: xau
You: ty

Tem pessoas realmente educadas e legais de conversar tbm + a maioria entra pra zua…
Fêe | 01.04.2009 às 00h22 #

Stranger: Sup dog?
You: dog sucks
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: man http://www.google.com it will tell you dogs don’t suck at all.
You: i’m just kidding o_o’
Stranger: Not funny
You: why?
Stranger: Because I said so and I am a famous comedian
You: oh rly? I’m a huge fan of you
Stranger: Thanks bro
You: you’re welcome
Stranger: I’ll sign an autograph for you once we meet
You: ohh thanks, i’m so glad to meet you and receive a autograph from u
Stranger: No problem I love to support my fans.

-Q?
Pedro Dini | 01.04.2009 às 00h29 #

Conheci uma menina de BH…. eu to viciado nesse trem…
tava la na faculdade falando com ela

queria sabe qm era¬¬

ela disse q conheceu pelo não salvo tb
Fêe | 01.04.2009 às 00h41 #

França OWNED! [2]
sah | 01.04.2009 às 00h50 #

tb to viciada! falei com uns mil brasileiros e pra um deles eu disse que era americana UEHEUEHUEH
Thaís | 01.04.2009 às 00h53 #

adorei, nunca mais vou ficar entediada na net UIAHSDIU *-*
bella | 01.04.2009 às 02h10 #

Stranger: hi
You: HI I’M KING LION AND U?
Stranger: I AM A VIRGIN
Stranger: MUCH LIKE MY MOTHER BEFORE ME
You: like madonna?????
Stranger: TOUCHED FOR THE VERY FIRST TIME
You: MADONNA
You: I LOVE U
You: URE SOOOOOOOOO AMAZING!!!!!
Stranger: ddear lord
Stranger: so
You: madonna where JESUS LUZ?
Stranger: what do you want to do about the fact that I’m madonna
You: madonna.. where jesus luz?
Stranger: what is luz
You: is his name!
Stranger: are you retarded
Stranger: waht?
You: MADONNA U OLD SLUT
Stranger: no
You: HAHAHAH
Stranger: GOD
Stranger: hang yourself
João | 01.04.2009 às 03h02 #

Stranger: I live in California, so Mexico is just right there. I also have family in Mexico.
Stranger: I have tequilla in my house. haha
You: really ? cool
You: do you know RBD ? HAHA
You: lol
You: it’s suck –’
Stranger: Yeah, they suck.
Stranger: haha
You: but the women are hot haha
Stranger: The girl with the red hair is
Manuella | 01.04.2009 às 10h30 #

Só tem maluco no omegle.

Mas eu conheci dois legais. um finlandês que achava que no brasil se fala espanhol e que os gatos daqui são onças e um polonês legal pra caramba.

prefiro não comentar os malucos…

http://www.orkut.com/Main#Community.aspx?cmm=85811289&refresh=1

(comu do omegle)
Sarah. | 01.04.2009 às 10h46 #

Falei com uma italiana que queria fugir do país porque tava sendo perseguida pela polícia porque era contra o regime neo-fascista. Ela não tem dinheiro pra vier em outro país, só pra passagem de avião. E eu não sabia que a imprensa lá era é controlada. Ela não tem msn.

E um cara que disse que adorava o carnaval brasileiro por causa das mulheres rodando semi-nuas.

P.S: o que é asl?
Z3us | 01.04.2009 às 11h59 #

Caralho, o cara mandou um rick roll em ASCII @_@
Honey | 01.04.2009 às 12h03 #

asl = age, sex, and location

ps: o site só tem maluco!
Patty | 01.04.2009 às 12h44 #

O cara parou de falar comigo quando eu disse que era do Brasil.
=O
Patty | 01.04.2009 às 12h49 #

Só tem louco msm!!

Stranger: heya
You: hi strange
You: hahah
Stranger: are you a stranger?
Stranger: I’m hurley from lost
You: kkkk
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Mei | 01.04.2009 às 12h55 #

eu fiz um amigo também D:
só que fomos separados pela queda da conexão! D:
Matt, nunca te esquecerei ç__ç
renato' | 01.04.2009 às 14h09 #

Stranger: do you have any pets
You: a cat
Stranger: cool
You: and bird and u?
Stranger: 22 rats

medo
Fêe | 01.04.2009 às 14h32 #

Stranger: Pizza Hut here
You: I want a cheese pizza
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: Anything else? Sir
You: and a coke
Stranger: Sure
Stranger: That all for your order?
You: yep, that’s all ^^ How much?
Stranger: $30.60
You: ohh gosh, that’s so expensive. I’ll pay with my credit card
Stranger: Sure

XD
bella | 01.04.2009 às 14h50 #

os ingleses sao simpaticos
guidah | 01.04.2009 às 14h54 #

haha eu conversei com 3 pessoas e naun entandi nada xD
Eli | 01.04.2009 às 14h56 #

Tem galera q entra pra zoa mesmo mas tem umas pessoas q são realmente legais, fikei conversando uns 30 min com um cara da polanda
Eli | 01.04.2009 às 15h17 #

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You: Rick’roll’d \o\
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Gb | 01.04.2009 às 15h29 #

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: Hows it going?
You: Going.. not far away
You: bu im going.
You: i dont know where ill stop
You: but im going
Stranger: well have a nice trip
You: Thanks!
You: when i come back i talk to you!
Stranger: perfect
Stranger: later
You: Ok!
Gb | 01.04.2009 às 15h29 #

Rolleado no Baguio! ahsuhaushuahsuha
Gb | 01.04.2009 às 15h36 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello,my name is stela, i am from brazil
You: Nao acredito!
You: Rhauhushauhsuahsuah
You: Nao salvo?
Stranger: suhaushaush… é brasileiro tbm?
You: Sim sou!
You: RJ e tu?
You: Alooowwww… alguem ai!?
Stranger: são pauloo..
You: Legal!
You: catou o link de ondE?
Stranger: nossa.. muuuita concidência hein ..
You: nem fala!
You: pegou o link onde?
Stranger: viu , como faz pra conversar com pessoas da frança?
Stranger: uma amiga me passou..
You: ahhh tah
You: Disconnect conecct.
You: uma hora vc encontra alguem da frança!
You: msn? tem?
You: Oo
Stranger: nossa.. tein q tenta sorte entaum ?..
You: É sim
You: é aleatório
You: ??
Stranger: aaah , intendi .. legal esse site .. vo entra mais vezes..
You: eh sim
Stranger: tenho qu ir ..
Stranger: slvee brasil !
You: dá pra se divertir!
You: Wow..
You: salve o Toco !
You: =D
Reny | 01.04.2009 às 16h08 #

Stranger: Are you upside down or am I upside down…I can’t tell.
You: u r upside down
Stranger: How can you tell that I am upside down?
You: press ALT GREY AND UP ARROW
Stranger: What happens if I do that?
Stranger: Do I turn into a panda?
You: ur screen goes upside down to and u can see
Stranger: I want to be a panda, don’t you?
You: and u become a panda
You: im already a panda
Stranger: Do you want to become a panda?
Stranger: How does it feel to be a panda?
You: its nice
Stranger: Everyone thinks pandas are cut, but in fact, they are quite cruel.
Stranger: Are you cruel?
You: no……….. maybe
You: asl?
Stranger: If you are maybe-cruel, does that mean you can be cruel sometimes?
You: yes
Stranger: Tell me what cruel things you have done.
Stranger: And I will tell you my asl.
You: i’ve killed my zoo trainer
You: my female partner and my son
Stranger: But who decides if killing your zootrainer, female partner and son is considered cruel?
Stranger: WHAT IS CRUEL?!
Stranger: Can you eat it?
You: i ate them after it
Stranger: If you can eat cruel, do you become cruel?
You: yes
Stranger: Can I eat you?
You: do you want to eat cruel?
You: no u cant
Stranger: If that means I can eat you, yes.
You: not yet
Stranger: Why not?
Stranger: I want to be cruel.
Stranger: So I can become a panda.
You: when i go to the factories and become cruel food, u can
Stranger: Because if I become a panda I can tell whether I am upside down or not.
You: what animal ar u?
Stranger: I am something.
You: pandas eat somethings
Stranger: I wanted to say nothing, but there is no nothing.
Stranger: So pandas eat the universe?
You: we pandas rock the world
Stranger: How do you rock a world?
You: we eat piece by piece the Earth
You: and people fear us
Stranger: But if you eat the earth piece by piece, you will eat yourself.
You: and we will weear crowns
Stranger: Because you are a panda, and a panda is part of the earth.
Stranger: Crowns are nice.
You: pandas are aliens
Stranger: I am 18 years old.
Stranger: How old are you?
Stranger: Panda.
You: 14
You: im old
Stranger: How can you be old when there is no time?
You: time exists for everybody but u
You: because u are an alien too
Stranger: If time exists, how come you are stuck in the present?
Stranger: I think you are lying about your age.
You: i can travel through TIME
Stranger: I also think you are living in Europe.
Stranger: I also think you are living in the UK.
You: my zoo is in brazil
Stranger: I also think you are a male.
Stranger: A male panda.
You: obvioulys
Stranger: Who travels through nothing.
Stranger: I am going to have to find someone to talk about time.
You: i had a female partner, im not a lesbian panda
Stranger: Talking about something that does not exist is fun.
You: okaie
You: byye
Stranger: Bye.

Nem comento .
oiveirafr | 01.04.2009 às 17h05 #

A melhor conversa de todos os tempos no omegle. consegui essa proeza hoje hahaha. americano FAIL[S].

http://img300.imageshack.us/img300/9557/failj.jpg
Thaís | 01.04.2009 às 17h34 #

You: how old?
Stranger: 23 my friend
Stranger: and u
You: 16
Stranger: shit pedo alert best not talk to you or i’ll be labled a sex offender
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHAHAAH
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 17h46 #

Casei com um cowboy texano, conheci um indiando nazista e aprendi a fazer torta de coelho.

E já faz 24 horas que o FBI está atrás de mim.

Atóóóóron perigóóóón!
Felipe | 01.04.2009 às 18h10 #

UASHUASH o kra disse q eu tava distribuindo pornografia infantil KKKK
Dani | 01.04.2009 às 18h39 #

You: hey =D
Stranger: Hey
You: where u from?
Stranger: The UK
Stranger: you?
You: Brazil XD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

PFFFFFFFF. u__u

nossa, tem um finlandeses mó legais *-*
Victor | 01.04.2009 às 19h00 #

ontem, no ápice da minha falta do que fazer, liguei microfone no msn com meu amigo, e a gnt ficou fechando e abrindo o chat ao mesmo tempo, até conseguir cair na mesma conversa HAHAHA
deu certo
Isa | 01.04.2009 às 19h06 #

To viciada haha P so mt geek mesmo
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 19h51 #

You: ADOCICA, MEU AMOR, ADOCICA
Stranger: meu amor !!!
Stranger: como vai ?
You: ahuahuahuahuahua
You: meu deus
You: só da brasil aqui
Stranger: sim
You: hahahahaha
You: mas é o 4° seguido
Stranger: nao sou brasileiro
Stranger: mas
You: ah não?
Stranger: falo portugues
Stranger: sou frances
You: mentira
Stranger: nao
Stranger: …
You: 1° de abril, né?
Stranger: vous parlez francais ?
You: no
You: posso fazer uma pergunta?
Stranger: sim
You: já tomou banho hoje?
Stranger: nao posso saver
You: hauahuahuahuhaua
You: tá bom
You: porquinho
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 19h54 #

You: ADOCICA, MEU AMOR, ADOCICA
Stranger: Welcome!
You: thnx
Stranger: What are you buying?
You: i’m buying your soul
Stranger: What are you selling?
You: i’m selling my teddy bear
Stranger: Ahh… I’ll buy it at a high price!
You: Yey!
Eli | 01.04.2009 às 20h00 #

Normalmente só conheço POLONESES legaaais pra caralho
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Whats up
Stranger: fine
Stranger: you?
You: fine
You: where are u from?
Stranger: poland
Stranger: and you?
You: Oh i like poland
You: I’m from Brazil
Stranger: it/s nice to hear that
Stranger: why you like poland?
You: i have some poland friends
Stranger: o, from where?
You: Warsaw
Stranger: well, it’s about 400 kilometers from place where i live
Stranger: i’m from tarnów, near cracow
You:
Stranger: do you know cracow?
You: no =/
Stranger: nice place, love this city
You:
You: do you like sports?
Stranger: but, tell me, where you live in brasil?
You: Rio de janeiro
Stranger: yes
You: wich ones?
Stranger: God, you have samba and great party time
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h04 #

You: you are just a human
You: stop wasting time
Stranger: but i really like her
Stranger: i dont just try to date anyone
You: she’s not that into you
Stranger: but i like the challenge
You: find out someone special
Stranger: she is
You: things will end bad
You: trust me
You: she’s dangerous
Stranger: not really
Stranger: she’s real nice
Stranger: i fucked up
You: you don’t know
You: she’s just pretending
You: she’s a bitch
Stranger: probably
Stranger: she IS a girl
You: she will eat your soul
Stranger: like every girl
You: and you are a boy
You: right?
Stranger: i am a man
You: you are not a man
You: you are a kid
Stranger: no, i am a man
You: you need training
Stranger: im listening…
You: você
You: é
You: um
You: fanfarrão
You: sr. 02
Stranger: no im not hahah
You: hahahaha
You: babelfished?
Stranger: no
You: brazilian?
Stranger: that was too quick to be looked up online
Stranger: no
Stranger: i learned Portuguese a while back
You: where r u now?
You: geographically speaking
Stranger: US
You: wich city?
Stranger: orlando
Stranger: fl
You: DISNEY!!
You: \o/
Stranger: exactly
You: do you know mickey?
Stranger: i ate sushi with him and some friends last week
You: cool!
Stranger: i know him through people
You: awesome!
Stranger: not on a first name basis though
You: ah
You: got it

Ele conhece o Mickey! Que emoção!!!
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h06 #

Stranger: you now have herpes, RONALDO
You: e brilha muitchu no corinthians
Stranger: ARMADILHA DE SATANAS
You: hauahuahuahuahuahua

-q²
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h08 #

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Stranger: ronaldo
Stranger: manolo
Stranger: sexo
Stranger: free
You: OMG
You: PEDOBEAR!!
Stranger: PEDO PEDO

Socorro!
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h14 #

You: ronaldo
You: e brilha muitchu no corinthians
Stranger: Corinthians? DEEEMON

hauhauhauahua
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h21 #

Stranger: hello
You: ronaldo
You: e brilha muitchu no corinthians
Stranger: not you again
You: uahuahuahuahua
Stranger: ranaldinhio?
You: ranaldinhio? que porra?
Stranger: *ronaldinhio
You: huahuahuahuah
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h47 #

Stranger: Ronaldo ! Drope is bit By Treze Peitixinhu! -faço sexo sem compromisso! By rafinha gogo fuck?
Stranger: Ronaldo ! Drope is bit By Treze Peitixinhu! -faço sexo sem compromisso! By rafinha gogo fuck?
You: ronaldo
You: e brilha muitchu no corinthians

-qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
Thamires | 01.04.2009 às 20h57 #

Stranger: what’s the closest gun to you right now?
You: a pencil

Eu mato!
naoomy | 01.04.2009 às 21h09 #

até ontem só tinha gringo. hoje só encontrei brasileiros ):
Pedro | 01.04.2009 às 21h19 #

Não ta entrando mais aqui, o omegle ta off ?
Dachau | 01.04.2009 às 22h02 #

Isso aí tinha estrangeiros provavelmente, até ser divulgado aqui. Entrei lá pra testar e o primeiro cara já era Br
Paula | 01.04.2009 às 23h41 #

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello?
Stranger: Hi
You: what’s up?
Stranger: i’m good
Stranger: and you?
You: good too
Stranger: nice
You: where you from?
Stranger: brazil e vc?
Stranger: and you*
You: jamaica
Stranger: oh
Stranger: coool
You: you are woman ou man?
Stranger: jamaica reminds me of bob marley
Stranger: woman
You: yeah
You: i am man
Stranger: nice ^^
Stranger: there are few girls here
Stranger: so its easy to find man haha
You: hahahahaha
You: but..
You: is very hard find man like me
Stranger: haha
Stranger: what does make you so special?
You: this is true
You: three penis
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: ook
Stranger: you convinced me
You: yeah… i know
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or send us feedback.
gio | 02.04.2009 às 02h28 #

Stranger: hey
You: hi
You: who is this?
Stranger: i dunno
Stranger: who are you
You: I’m Jesus
Stranger: i’m god
You: omfg, dad????
Stranger: son!?!
You: DAD?!?!?!???!!!!
Stranger: WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON HERE
Stranger: I TOLD YOU NO INTERNET FOR 1 WEEK
You: sorry, I’m going to bed now… snif*
You have disconnected.

Blasfêmia oO
ahsuahusahsuahsuahsuah
Bruno | 02.04.2009 às 12h32 #

EU ajudei uma guria que tinha medo de contar pra mãe que tava grávida,conversei com um russo que queria morar no Brasil,uns 2 ou 3 Brs,incluindo a Vanessa que disse que viu o site pelo não salvo,e uma vidente que adivinhou que eu tinha perdido em um jogo a dois dias atrás.

Cara,só tem doido nesse site
Ingrid | 02.04.2009 às 15h17 #

Stranger: if you are from brazil, kill yourself

-Q
Camila | 02.04.2009 às 15h24 #

MELHOR TÓPICO DO NÃO SALVO EVER!
lulys | 02.04.2009 às 15h41 #

You: hi
Stranger: Is this the Pope?
You: sorry,no
You: are you pee?
Stranger: Rats!
You: cats
Stranger: Yes, I am pee
Stranger: Dogs
You: hi pee
You: hourses
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: Unicorns
You: xD
You: elephants
Stranger: I win!
Stranger: Whales
You: mine its bigger
You: fish
Stranger: That’s what she said.
Stranger: Two fish, red fish
You: =( ok,you won
You: whit
You: blue
You:
Stranger: I still win, because I am pee
You: I’m pop i’m am bigger
You: somentimes..
Stranger: Omegle crazy. Like, I don’t even know who I’m talking to.
Stranger: Crazy stuff, this technology
Stranger: Like you could be Barack Obama.
Stranger: I couldn’t know.
Stranger: Are you him?
You: If I say:I’m barack Obama
You: and my plane is :dominate the world
Stranger: Then I would dominate you, and in turn, dominate the world.
You:
starting with Brazil
Stranger: I used to live there. No lie.
Stranger: And you don’t mess with Brazil.
You: Brazil is cool
Stranger: It’s 4 times worse than messing with Texas.
You: but I need Amasonia
Stranger: You can’t have Bolivia.
Stranger: *can*
Stranger: Or Equador.
You: No,I want Brazil muahuahua
Stranger: I’m gonna make some cup of noodles, mayne. Peace
BRuninho | 02.04.2009 às 21h24 #

You: oi
Stranger: hi
You: eu disse oi
Stranger: and I said hi
Stranger: ronaldo
You: eu faalo portugeus
You: ronaldo
You: huashuhuhsuahushuauh
Stranger: ahauahauahauahaua
You: fiduma egua
You: kkkkkkkkkk
Stranger: é da FB2009?
You: hã?
You: fb?
Stranger: comunidade
You: naum
Stranger: Futebol Brasileiro 2009
You: naum
Stranger: ah, é que passaram o site lá
You: vi no naosalvo.com.br

aproveitei e divulguei o nao salvo!!

grande coisa……….
Marina | 02.04.2009 às 22h26 #

J.C Muiiito Obrigada por mandar esse site! Conheci um menino Holandês e ele virou meu Melhor amigo! ^^
Addc ele no Msn e a gente se fala todos os diias! *-*
Ele disse que adora o brazil e ele é mt simpático!!
Pode ser um psicopata mas veja pelo lado bom.. TENHO UM AMIGO PSICOPÁTA!

Valeeeeeuz
caique | 02.04.2009 às 22h42 #

so tem brasileiro por la… q coisa.. fiquei 20 minutos e conversei com 6.
nao salvo em todos os computadores do brasil-il-il
F. | 03.04.2009 às 03h41 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: PERSONAL JESUS?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Manuella | 03.04.2009 às 10h14 #

OBRIGADO JIZUIS!
Carol Eller | 03.04.2009 às 14h22 #

cara
morri com as conversas de vcs
UHAUhaAUuahuHAUhauhUHAUhauhAH

eu conversei com um alien, um felino e um finlandes o.O
kd lang | 03.04.2009 às 18h02 #

Pessoal,este site eh um perigo!!!
Entrei ontem so pa ver como era qd liguei o pc hj nao conseguia aceder a nada!!! Nem para reiniciar o pc tinha direitos!! so tirando a bateria…e reinstalar o windows de novo!! e mais! meu pc tem firewall e antivirus e msm assim um fdp entrou e bloqueou me o acesso!!! MUITA ATENCAO!! isto n eh brincadeira ok?
Manuella | 03.04.2009 às 19h26 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i have polio
Stranger: it is a dehabilitating disease
You: i have aids
Stranger: thats not funny i have to use a wheelchair
You: thsts not funny
You: i have to use medicine cocktails
Stranger: most of my day is spent wondering why i didnt get vaccinated
You: most of my days i spend wondering why i didnt use the condon
Stranger: the technical term for polio is poliomyelitis
You: the technical term for aids is … well i dont remember right now
You: but i can google it
Stranger: every day i edit the wikipedia article that says polio has been eradicated from north america
Stranger: because it is a lie
You: wow
You: is it serious?
Stranger: polio has kept me in this chair for 8 years
Stranger: your government doesnt want you to know
You: age?
Stranger: 28
You: wow
You: the best period of your life
You: and you’re in a chair!
Stranger: Do you know where i caught polio, it wasn’t in this chair
You: thats so unfair
Stranger: IT WAS ON THE MOON BITCH, STOP TALKING TO ME

Será que ele tava falando sério. PQP,isso diminui muito minha chances de ir pro céu…. J.C. perdoe essa pecadora!
Manuella | 03.04.2009 às 20h06 #

Stranger: hey tell me something interesting
You: well, quentin tarantino is hot
Stranger: wait what
You: hes hot
Stranger: i’m a straight guy, but i’m going to have to disagree with you
Stranger: he’s pretty ugly
You: ^^
Stranger: i love his movies
You: but he’s exotic
Stranger: but i didn’t think anyone thought he was attractive
Stranger: he’s… white
Stranger: that’s exotic?
You: he has a weird face
You: different
Stranger: some would say, ‘ugly’
You: yeah
You: but not ugly-ugly
You: cute-ugly
Stranger: where do you draw the line?
Stranger: like who is ugly-ugly?
You: well
You: bush is ugly-ugly
Stranger: haha
Stranger: ok we have some common ground
You: hehehe
You: yeah
Stranger: thanks, though, for telling me something interesting
You: you’re welcome

eu ainda continuo achando o quentin atraente…
pand | 03.04.2009 às 21h58 #

Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i hear someone!
Stranger: uh oh
Stranger: oh phew
Stranger: it’s just goku
You: goku?
Stranger: yep
Stranger: he’s my friend
You: kamehameha?
Stranger: he visits sometimes
Stranger: yeah that guy
Stranger: we kissed once
Stranger: HEHE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

meldels.
Ryoko | 04.04.2009 às 08h09 #

JC! Thins is the best post ever!!
Conheci um ingl~es que tá fazendo planos para me visitar, um alemão saradão super lindo, e um australiano super legal com quem falo por horas!
e um cara de 3 tetas, mas não gostei muito dele não…. ._.
aliice | 04.04.2009 às 15h47 #

AAAALTOS PAPOS , ADOREI ESSE SITE !
aliice | 04.04.2009 às 16h48 #

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fala ai
You: diga ae brow
You: colé di mermo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Reny | 04.04.2009 às 22h00 #

You: fabriiiiiiciu
You: eu sabia q ra vosse tiiio
You: vosse nao me enganava nao tiiiio
Stranger: nao sou eu
You: a tia ta com raivona de tuu tiiio
Stranger: éo ricardo seu tosco
Stranger: mas eu fiz isso ontem .-.
You: ela disse de novo
You: pqê vosse traiu ela
You: com a travesti la na ruua
Stranger: ah foda-se aquela véia arrombada
Stranger: o cu do travesti tava bem mais gostoso
You: iio
You: depois de dias de casamento vosse diz isso tiio?
You: vosse trocou a tia por um pinto?!
Stranger: sim
You: ela vai te botar na justiça
Stranger: virei gay
You: eu ja sabia tiiia
You: vossa ficava anando mrebolando pela casa
Stranger: vou gritar pra todo mundo amanha no nosso almoço em familia
Stranger: pdb?
You: Gostaria de colocar prostatas em seus olhos tiio?
You: Com os olhinhos desenhados tambem fica dois reais
Vanessa M. | 04.04.2009 às 22h28 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi
Stranger: tell me your deepest secrets
Stranger: im listening..
You: hahaha
You: are u crazy, man?
Stranger: go on..
You: ok. I’ll tell.
You: I’m a psychokiller
Stranger: O.O
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

hahahahaha.. poxa man! “/
joao | 04.04.2009 às 23h07 #

You: here women go naked
Stranger: awesome
Stranger: i want to live in brazil
You: you need to travel to the acre
You: women are very sexy
Dabliuerre | 04.04.2009 às 23h08 #

Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: suzana?
Stranger: yes?
You: no
You: you?
Stranger: is it you james?
You: yes
Stranger: oh shit,
You: oh my god
You: wtf?
Stranger: so..
You: live in brazil?
Stranger: what’s with the wtf? O:
Stranger: yup
You: oh my god!
Stranger:
You: :*
Stranger: i have to tell you something
Stranger: no.. i have to ask you something
You: o.O
Stranger: are you james?
You: yes!
Stranger: im not suzana :D:D:D:D:D
Stranger: sucker
You: shit
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
euri! eu ri de todo mundo! kkkkkkkkkkkk
[]´s
Dabliuerre | 04.04.2009 às 23h30 #

viciei-me

You: hey
Stranger: Koeh
You: koeh é giria de sapo!
You: everybody dancing with me!
Stranger: lol
Stranger: AUIOUOUIOAAUIO, sou sapo
You: kkkkkkk
You: é brasileiro?
Stranger: brasileiro, jogo os meus milhões ..
Stranger: AOIUAIOUAUIOAOUIAOIU
Stranger: sim
You: kkkkkkk
You: ae
You: é nois
Stranger: AHAHAHAHAHA
Stranger: homem ?
You: eu doido pra sacanear um gringo
You: kkkkkkkk
Stranger: AOUIAOIUAOUIAOUIOUIAOUAOUIAA
You: aham
Stranger: de onde ?
You: fortaleza
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaah
You: e tu cara?
Stranger: Rj
You: tipo, os brasileiros são os unicos que passam mais de 5 segundos falando comigo
You: kkkkkkkk
Stranger: AUIOAOUIAUOIAOUIUOAAOUOUIUIAIAOUOIUAIUAUAIOUAIOUAUA
Stranger: sério, pq ?
You: eu digo que sou do brazil, nego vai desconecta
You: puta preconceito com a gente
Stranger: VERDADE
You: falei que era do brasil, a mulher me pergunta se na selva tinha internet
Stranger: AUIOUIAIUOAOIUAOIUAIOAUIOUIOUOIUAOIUOUIIUOAUIOA morri
You: êta chat louco esse! kkk
You: conheci uma gaucha aqui hoje mais cedo
Stranger: É.
Stranger: Gaycha
Stranger: AHHAAHHHA
Stranger: zoa
Stranger: pediu o msn da loira gostosa ?
You: hahaha
You: pedi
Stranger: bonita ?
You: mas disse que num falava com estranhos
You: kkkkkkkkk
Stranger: PUTTTTTTS
You: poh! a mulher entra num chat de estranhos e num pode falar com estranhos?
Stranger: eu conheci uma baiana toda mongolóide, VUXE É DE ONDE
Stranger: eu odeio quem fala assim
Stranger: AHAHAHAAHHHAHA kill you
You: hahaha
You: mas é ate facil deixar essas com medo kkkkkkk
You: se me perguntarem assim já tenho a resposta
You: I come from hell!
Stranger: AIOUAIUAIUAUIOAAOIIOAAUIAUIAUIAUAI
You: poh, já é 23:30
You: perdi moh tempo nisso
You: kkkkkkkk
You: entrei aqui ainda era unas 5 da tarde
Stranger: só cosando o saco
Stranger: :O
Stranger: AOIUIUOUIOAAIOU
You: encontrou isso aonde?
You: achei no nãosalvo.com.br
Stranger: minha colega do chat me deu
Stranger: chat do MCFLY
You: ahh
Stranger: tá geral comentando nisso no chat
You: depois vai no não salvo no post que fala do omegle, tu vai rir litros com os comentarios
Stranger: eu vou sair, vou pra outro
Stranger: IOUAOIUAUOIAOUI
Stranger: ok
Stranger: jáe ?
You: jaé!
Stranger: nao salvo
Stranger: onde ?
You: http://www.naosalvo.com.br/vc/chat-com-estranhos-sortidos-to-dentro/
Stranger: jaé

aeaeaeae! fiz prop do J.C! haha!
nessan | 04.04.2009 às 23h43 #

Adoro fingir que sou homem no omegle xD

Stranger: hi
You: hiii
Stranger: wuttup
You: :3
You: u know
You: i’m gay
Stranger: idgi
You: and i have a fat cock
Stranger: hot
Stranger: im gay too
You: are you a man?
You: oh really?
Stranger: duh
You: let’s shake cock together
You: with oil
Stranger: sick
You: >:3
You: UEHUEHEUHEUEHE
You: SAUSAUSAHSUAHAS/
Stranger: i dont play with oil
Stranger: ur gross
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
nessan | 04.04.2009 às 23h51 #

Stranger: hey whats up ?
You: oh
Stranger: wtf
You: …
You: sorry
You: i don’t know what to say
You: ^^”
Stranger: brazilian?
You: no
You: …
Stranger: what ?
You: ARGENTINA
Stranger: oh.. ok, cool
You: and you?
Stranger: us
You: what do you americans think about argentina (:?
Stranger: i dont really know about argentina, so.. tell me about there
You: humm
You: it’s cold here…
You: it’s a nice place to live..
You: and we hate brazillians
You: oh yeah, we want all brazillians dead
Stranger: yeha
Stranger: yeah*
Stranger: we hate the
Stranger: them* too
You: HÁ! PEGUEI VOCE NÉ
Stranger: what the fuck ?
You: SEU AMERICANO SAFADO
You: copy
You: and paste
You: for the next brazillian
Stranger: i dont understand
You have disconnected.

PEGUEI UM AMERICANO!
B. | 05.04.2009 às 17h14 #

Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello stranger, take me to your leader
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no
You: yes
Stranger: no, damn
You: I say yes yes yes
Stranger: yes yes yes
You: I won
You: yes
Stranger: yes
You: no
Stranger: im asshole
You: you are asshole
You: asshole
Stranger: no, im not.
You: yes,you are
Stranger: no
You: my friend
Stranger: nooo
You: want to be my friend?
Stranger: btw
You: yes?
You: yes yes yes
Stranger: u from?
You: brazil.
Stranger: ooooh. :<
You: and u my friend?
Stranger: of course
You: brasilian?
You: say no.
Stranger: no
You: klsdajsadçlsdakjsadçlkajadsçlkdsa
You: where are you from asshole?
Stranger: you have to guesssss
Stranger: well??
You: hell?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: i’m satan
You: are you from hell my friend?
Stranger: omfg, you are jesus
You: Yes, i’m jesus
Stranger: no way!
You: KJSALKSADJSDAÇLKSADJSDAÇLKSDAJSAÇLKDJASDÇLK
You: satan sucks
You: say hellow do jesus
Stranger: KJSALKSADJSDAÇLKSADJSDAÇLKSDAJSAÇLKDJASDÇLK <— that means
You: SAY HELLOW
You: ASDKJSADÇLSDAKJDSÇLDKJDSÇALKSADJ
Stranger: I HATE YOU NOW!
You: I am better than you
You: sucks
Stranger: better than me? fuck.
You: is, better
Stranger: If you’re 666 im 555
You: I’m 777
You: better than you
Stranger: yeah, you are 777 and i am 666
You: Jesus commands
You: 777 is better than 666
Stranger: jesus sucks
You: sucks
You: suck me
You: aslkdsajdçlskjdsaçldsakjdasçlk
You: you like do stay in hell?
Stranger: i want tell you…
Stranger: IM GAY! 8–(
You: send me a postcard…
You: LKAJSÇLASKDJDASÇSDALKJSDAÇDLKJASDÇLDSAKJDAKLSA
You: SATAN IS GAY
Stranger: YES!
You: I’ll tell to everybody
You: jesus isn’t
Stranger: aaaaaah
Stranger: rich in milk
You: gay
Stranger: yes, i am.
You: in brazil it is “viadinho”
Stranger: gay?
You: repeat:”viadinho”
You: yes
Stranger: intresting!!!1
You: gay in brazil is viadinho
You: in the heaven to
Stranger: I <3 YOU
Stranger: U KNOW THAT?
You: I don’t like you
You: gay
You: I hate you, satan gay
Stranger: i’m gay gay gay gay gayy. yeaaah.
Stranger: i hate
You: you scare me, satan
Stranger: brazilianssssssss
You: LKASJLSADKJDASÇLKSDAJSADÇLKSDAJÇSADLKJDSAÇLKSA
Stranger: äääääääääääääääääääääääääääää
You: you love brazilians
Stranger: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄäää
Stranger: ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄääää
Stranger: u___u
You: you do drugs?
Stranger: I HATE
You: LOVE SATAN
Stranger: yes
You: satan loves me
Stranger: FUCK ME
You: bicha loca
You: aslkjdasçslksdajsdaçlksadjsçdalkdasjçsadlk
Stranger: tsajajajajajajaajjajajajaj
You: Jesus sends a kiss for you, my sun

[metade da metade da conversa]

Viramos grandes amigos,rs
Thaís | 05.04.2009 às 20h40 #

Porra JC,o negócio ja saiu fora do controle
quanto brasileeeiro!
e agora toda comunidade do orkut tão divulgando
stranger | 08.04.2009 às 06h45 #

i was chating with a girl of this blog. she is 21 years old and play CS! jajaja

why don’t give me the msn? i dont know. i guess becouse i am an “stranger” xD
Larissa | 18.04.2009 às 22h28 #

Ai chorei de rir com um cara…

Stranger: let’s play a game!
Stranger: KNOCK KNOCK
You: Who’s there?
Stranger: DISCO!
You: DiscO??
Stranger: Disconnect!

Daí ele saiu.
Q idiotaa.. hahahaha
Talyta | 19.04.2009 às 00h15 #

You: hii
Stranger: hey
You: how are you
You: ??

Stranger: im doing good
Stranger: and u
You: whats your name??
Stranger: max
You: where are you?
Stranger: usa
You: im braziliam
You: brazilian*
Stranger: really
You: yes! why?
Stranger: oi
You: oi!
You: não entendi essa….
You: você é brasileiro?
Stranger: sin
You: mora aonde?
Stranger: thailand
You: ?
You: tailândia?
Stranger: intercambio
You: mas você falou que era dos eua no princípio
Stranger: menti!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
JohnV. | 19.04.2009 às 19h07 #

Hey,soh pra avisar, c alguem ver algm dizendo “Hey John are u?” sou eu :B
JohnV. | 19.04.2009 às 19h12 #

PS.:/\ou Hey John Are You ou Hey Hey Hey!/\
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diovanna | 04.01.2010 às 16h12 #

You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: This is Emergency station in Boltimore, What is your emergency?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

JSOAISJAOAISAJAOSIA medo
PamQuinzani | 15.01.2010 às 22h48 #

Depois de meia hora conversando descobri que era do Brasil também (pelo jeito eu e td mundo.. uahsuahsuas!!
marcoszz | 20.01.2010 às 19h01 #

You: hi!
Stranger: hey
You: where are you from??
Stranger: iowa you?
You: brazil
Stranger: cool
Stranger: so are you one of the girls on omgele who love to fuck around?
You: i’m a man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
ACEWALL91 | 27.01.2010 às 01h32 #

Stranger: japanenes?
You: NOT…brasilian
Stranger: wht?
Stranger: what?
You: sorry…brazilian
Stranger: where is it?
You: brazil
Stranger: oh
Stranger: ronaldo!!
You: kkkkkkk
Stranger: ?
Stranger: what?

duvido!!!!devia ser um puto brasileiro
Stranger: so biu s?
You: where you from
Stranger: UK
Lali | 27.01.2010 às 11h31 #

Po, como faz pra conversar com cam ligada?
Gustavo | 27.01.2010 às 16h26 #

ai pessoal agora é sério eu entrei ai nesse site, conectei e tudo
as pessoas mudavam a webcam sozinha, nao sei
ate que apareceu uma pessoa enforcada, nao acreditei mas deu tempo pra tirar print antes que trocasse, sinistro, pessoal do nao salvo podia dizer se é alguma brincadeira ou algo do genero , mas foi sinistro ver akilo em direto(penso eu) tirai print e postei no imageshack ta ai o link:
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Edu Vieira | 02.02.2010 às 18h59 #

You: so jenny, what u like to do?
Stranger: well to be honest i really like to get fucked hard and fast from behind could you do that to me? ;D

Hmm… É…
keeey | 16.02.2010 às 19h57 #

êêêêêêba o/
fiz um amiguinho ou amiguinha americano (a)
auhsahsahshsahahuas

num entendo nada q o ser fala D:

mas é legal *-*
Nathalia zohar | 22.02.2010 às 06h35 #

aihaiauh eu conversei com um hindu
foi o unico ate agora que nao perguntou se eu era HORNY –’ ou me tratou estranho
nathaliiebelo. | 21.03.2010 às 14h24 #

You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: 17
You: f
You: Brasil
You: you??
Stranger: brasil?
You: yes
You: do you know?
Stranger: is brasil write using z?
Stranger: brazil?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL
nathaliiebelo. | 21.03.2010 às 17h26 #

Stranger: i like cinema
You: me too
You: so much
You: you work as a lawyer?
Stranger: but i dont like yours soap opera:)
You: hahah
Stranger: yes
You: do you know wich brazilian soap opera?
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: marimar?

———-’

ãh tã.
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O melhor é com a webcam. AUKAUKAUAKUAUK Só que tem muitos tarados , que só de olhar pra minha cara , miram pra onde não devem.
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You: hello
Stranger: hi
Stranger: r u chubby girl
You: no o_o
Stranger: too bad
You: where r u from?
You: ^-^
Stranger: somewehere north
You: cool
Stranger: so you are girl but not chubby
You: yeah… i’m a girl, but not chubby… hahahahaha
Stranger: too bad… fat girls are sexy

o_o
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You: brazil five world titles
You: france?
You: one?
You: what?

ESSE FOI O MELHOR hahahahah
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Stranger: My grandmother is having a heart attack, what should I do?
plssssssss
Stranger: help me
Stranger: plssss
Stranger: I called the 911
Stranger: they do not believe me
Stranger: pls
Stranger: help me
Stranger: swear it’s true
Stranger: pls
You: KARAYO LIGA PRA SAMU!
Stranger: MENGOOOO!! MENGOOO!!!!

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Andrei Vieira | 02.04.2011 às 16h12 #

Eu pensei em começar engraçado mas não funcionou hsuahsua

You: hi
Stranger: hi 35 m usa
You: 17 m Brazil (not florest Really)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Andrei Vieira | 02.04.2011 às 16h22 #

You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: were from?
Stranger: Brazil
You: Brasil
You: hsuahsuahs
You: meu ingles é horrivel
You: kkkkkkkkk
Stranger: husahuas , o meu também . kk
You: nem sei pq entrei aki só pra zuar mesmo

Nem sei se o onde vc mora ta escrito certo hsuahsuahs
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