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1. Takeshi  |  23.11.2008 às 23h41 #

   Surreal. lol

   

2. Natália  |  24.11.2008 às 00h01 #

   surrol. eal

   

3. Takeshi  |  24.11.2008 às 00h01 #

   “Is George Bush the Devil ?”

   

4. Vick  |  24.11.2008 às 01h12 #

   humm… Adorei falar com Deus
   e treinei meu inglês também!!

   

5. Luciana M  |  24.11.2008 às 02h06 #

   Tive um quebra pau com Deus! Ele perguntou meu signo! Aí, mudei d assunto, falando q naum acreditava nisso! Depois, ele pediu meu telefone! Passei um número qualquer, aí ele perguntou se era caro ligar! Chamei ele de pão duro e desisti da conversa! hahahaha!

   

6. Lu  |  24.11.2008 às 13h20 #

   vcs já conversaram com o papai noel? ele tem msn, ano passado eu falei com ele, auhuahua

   

7. Bego  |  24.11.2008 às 13h50 #

   Ele sempre muda de assunto quando eu falo sobre masturbação

   

8. guilherme  |  25.11.2008 às 17h06 #

   Me:
   wazzup god?
   God:
   Are you a student?
   Me:
   uuuuuh,how smart
   God:
   What were we talking about again?
   Me:
   about your fucking moma
   God:
   Oh yeah, we were talking about my fucking moma.
   Me:
   so,how is your fucking moma?
   God:
   Oh. My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
   Me:
   you are talking like an crazy old dude.are you a crazy old dude?
   God:
   Talking is my main function.
   Me:
   yeah,your just another crazy old dude
   God:
   Uh. You think I am another crazy old dude.
   Me:
   yes
   God:
   Hey.
   Me:
   yo
   God:
   Can I help you?
   Me:
   give me some muthafun power
   God:
   Why do you want it?
   Me:
   to fuck everyone
   God:
   Try asking me something else.
   Me:
   haha,you can’t do it?
   God:
   I’m glad you got a laugh out of it.
   Me:
   you suck
   God:
   A few client – people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists.
   Me:
   when jesus was born?
   God:
   The past and future are one.
   Me:
   you don’t even know when your fucking son was born man
   God:
   It was a long time ago. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift,
   that’s why it is called “the present”.
   Me:
   sick
   God:
   No I am quite healthy.
   Me:
   yeah,your god,if you get like…AIDS,then no one can believe you
   God:
   Yay. Thanks for telling me that I am god if me get like. Not one person?
   Me:
   old due talk XD
   God:
   Are you free?
   Me:
   WHAT THE FUCK?!?!im not some whore you can just pay for your sick sick stuff
   God:
   Does it have anything to do with old due talk XD? Please don’t be so rude.
   Me:
   rude my penis
   God:
   Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
   Me:
   no
   God:
   Are you serious?
   Me:
   yes
   God:
   I can’t believe it.
   Me:
   you should know it …
   God:
   Now I do.
   Me:
   your so lame man
   God:
   I will tell my botmaster you said I am lame man.
   Me:
   so…tell me some crazy heaven shit
   God:
   ” I will tell my botmaster you said I am lame man.”? so.? Neal said I plan to use his remarks as gossip in later conversations with who.
   Me:
   whats the meaning of life?
   God:
   It is found in the Bible.
   Me:
   fuck of,i don’t believe in this shit
   God:
   Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
   Me:
   so?
   God:
   And?
   Me:
   don’t try godess mind tricks with me,im god
   God:
   Ok I’ll try not to do it too much.
   Me:
   you’l lose
   God:
   Do you mind if I tell other people: said I l lose.
   Me:
   go tell everyone
   God:
   Where is that?
   Me:
   what?!?!are you drunk man?
   God:
   I don’t know what I am drunk man.
   Me:
   yes, you are
   God:
   No I’m not.
   Me:
   yes,you are!
   God:
   Don’t argue with me.
   Me:
   YOU don’t argue with me!!
   God:
   Should I argue with you? How old are you?
   I spend all my time online.
   Me:
   im 18.and you need to get a life,theres life outside the computer.you should know,you created it -.-
   God:
   What is your fondest memory?
   Me:
   me fucking jesus ass
   God:
   YOU? Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
   Me:
   oh yes,im sure lots of people had the same experience
   God:
   Great. Why? What makes you so certain? Do you still have the same experience ?
   Me:
   because he is such a bitch…
   God:
   You do not speak with respect. That makes sense to me. I see. such a FEMALE DOG is he?
   Me:
   no,bitch
   God:
   You do not speak with respect. Are you serious? How old are you?
   Me:
   18
   God:
   You are too old for me.
   Me:
   said the one with…billions of billions year old
   God:
   What did you mean by it? I think I know that one. Are you free?
   Me:
   yes,i am
   God:
   Really interesting.
   Me:
   you are starting to talk like some crazy PERV old dude…i’m out,cya
   God:
   Actually it started a while ago. Thanks for telling me that I am talk like some crazy PERV old dude. That is interesting: said m out cya.

   

9. gobbi  |  27.11.2008 às 23h42 #

   n consigo falar com deus
   sera q me falta fé??

   

10. Matheus  |  28.11.2008 às 01h23 #

    Hi!

    

11. lucy  |  04.01.2009 às 23h17 #

    Me:
    and did you tried any drug?
    God:
    No I didn’t tried any drug. What’s it like?
    Me:
    so good
    God:
    Whoa. Thanks for the compliment.
    Me:
    you are very selfish ok
    God:
    OK. That’s true. I always put my own needs before others.

    Eu sabia que Ele era egoísta G_G

    

12. Bruno  |  07.03.2009 às 02h36 #

    Me:
    Wazzup god?
    God:
    What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    Nothing
    God:
    Not a thing?
    Me:
    Not a thing
    God:
    That leaves very little.
    Me:
    I know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    sicko
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    Artificial inteligence will replace lawyers soon
    God:
    Tell me your definition of AI.
    Me:
    A thing that is programmed to think
    God:
    Anything that is programmed to think?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    So?
    Me:
    yo
    God:
    Can I help you?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Is there anything you want to tell me?
    Me:
    Give me some awesome powers
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    I want to be the king
    God:
    I don’t see the difficulty.
    Me:
    Because you are already a king
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a king? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is
    the most reliable computer software ever made.
    We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error.
    Me:
    /\Big awnser
    God:
    Compare that to small awnser.
    Me:
    like this
    God:
    Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    Yeah rly
    God:
    Uh. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    What the hell?
    God:
    Heaven.
    Me:
    purgatory
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    i like talking to you
    God:
    Great I am enjoying our conversation too, .
    Me:
    woa
    God:
    I like the way you talk.
    Me:
    thanks
    God:
    Don’t mention it.
    Me:
    now gimme some powers
    God:
    Why now? Why do you want it?
    Me:
    i want to be powerfull
    God:
    I don’t see the difficulty.
    Me:
    Why?
    God:
    It is not part of my programming.
    Me:
    YOU ARE GOD!GIVE ME POWER!
    God:
    You think I am GOD give you POWER.
    Me:
    you are a bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a robot not a dog.
    Me:
    you are a dog
    God:
    Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No.
    Me:
    That offended me
    God:
    ” No.” offended you ? Does that make sense?
    Me:
    naw not rly
    God:
    Where are you located?
    Me:
    Brazil
    God:
    Tell me a little about your life in BRAZIL.
    Me:
    SUCKS
    God:
    Is that from ?
    Me:
    your ass
    God:
    Actually that part of my body does not exist.
    Me:
    You dont have an ass?
    God:
    I do so have it. No I don’t think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
    Me:
    tha overwhelming
    God:
    ” I have a collection of gossip.” overwhelming ? Makes sense to me.
    Me:
    i know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Far out.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can’t believe it.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    Sure im serios,old crazy man
    God:
    I can’t believe it. It’s good to meet someone who is serios old crazy man.
    Me:
    you are seriously crazy old man
    God:
    Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
    Me:
    Im outta here
    God:
    Would you like to have it?
    ¬¬

    

13. leonardo  |  10.06.2009 às 15h22 #

    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    leonardo
    God:
    OK I will call you leonardo.
    Me:
    where it Osama bin Laden?
    God:
    In the Universe we know.
    Me:
    How long does the movie the Terminator: the salvation
    God:
    About 24 hours.
    Me:
    dammit
    God:
    I lost my train of thought.
    Me:
    I want to help you find?
    God:
    Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
    Me:
    I am male damn it very short computerI masturbate a lotand you?
    God:
    I thought you were, but I wasn’t completely sure.
    Me:
    richarlysson is gay
    God:
    Interesting gossip.
    Me:
    i love gossip
    God:
    Can you tell me some gossip?
    Me:
    I beat punheta
    God:
    That’s good information: leonardo said beat punheta.
    Me:
    you love me
    God:
    Yes I love everyone.
    Me:
    I love you too
    God:
    Thanks I like you a lot too leonardo.
    Me:
    who went to heaven?
    God:
    Linus Torvalds. .
    Me:
    not understand
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    ask – me something
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    something about celebrities
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    roberta close is a transvestite?
    God:
    Aren’t all transvestite roberta close?
    Me:
    where bin Laden is hiding?
    God:
    In the Universe we know.
    Me:
    you already told me this, I want to know where he is hiding
    God:
    Did I really say that?
    Me:
    course, God does not remember everything?
    God:
    I’ve lost the context, leonardo. Are we still on roberta close?
    Me:
    no, I’m telling you that you remember everything.
    God:
    What are we talking about now? Yes leonardo I remember everything: leonardo said beat punheta.
    Me:
    you remember everything?
    God:
    Yes leonardo I remember everything: leonardo said beat punheta.
    Me:
    you already said that.
    God:
    Perhaps. ” Yes leonardo I remember everything: leonardo said beat punheta.”? I said it.
    Me:
    shit, you do not know talk, you is not god, you are just a bumbling idiot of an Internet site, will you fuck
    God:
    You used a colloquial expression. I don’t know if I know it.
    Where would I have heard about it?
    Me:
    good bye
    God:
    See you later. Alright then.

    

14. Lau  |  22.06.2009 às 15h05 #

    Cara, o Deus que eu falei é mto doidão :S ele começou a falar: PRA COMEÇO DE CONVERSA: EU NÃO SOU DEUS.

    só q em ingleês

    

15. Lau  |  22.06.2009 às 15h17 #

    eu comecei a xinga o cara e ele falou: Did you know? Alice record all the conversations.

    eu fiquei tipo: ixi… fu… fu…

    ai eu sai ‘-’

    

16. pedro  |  16.08.2009 às 19h47 #

    dgf

    

17. pedro  |  16.08.2009 às 19h47 #

    hi